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Jacob Readdy

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My girlfriends family didn’t have enough room for me at the dinner table

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I liked this even though my header is an oil painting of a PB&J

how uneventful is your life for this to be your header



Welcome to the big leagues Bill Belichick


This would be a good sitcom premise

Veronica Hardy says Sean Strickland has to coach female MMA as part of his current suspension. “I have suggested to the commission that he has to corner female MMA as well.” 😂

mma_orbit's tweet image. Veronica Hardy says Sean Strickland has to coach female MMA as part of his current suspension. 

“I have suggested to the commission that he has to corner female MMA as well.” 😂


Moving to the city taught me the most liberal people you know can also be extremely racist

Veronica Hardy says Sean Strickland has to coach female MMA as part of his current suspension. “I have suggested to the commission that he has to corner female MMA as well.” 😂

mma_orbit's tweet image. Veronica Hardy says Sean Strickland has to coach female MMA as part of his current suspension. 

“I have suggested to the commission that he has to corner female MMA as well.” 😂


Women hate when guys know stuff


Unfortunately I think JD Vance is going to be elected supreme leader by the end of 2030 because of stuff like this

So what you're saying is that a man does not have an insurmountable biological athletic advantage over you?



Independent wrestling doesn’t have the $ behind it to be nearly as bad as streamers

That Raja Jackson situation really is just the worst of 2 slimy worlds (kick streaming & independent wrestling) meeting. Putting those 2 things together is like mixing chemicals and creating a toxic gas.



“At Steak n Shake, we have gone back to basics.” Couple sentences later. “you can also now pay with Bitcoin!”

This is what happens when you have a board that does not respect their historical customers or their brand. At Steak n Shake, we have gone back to basics. Our tallow fries are waiting for you. Oh yeah, you can also now pay with Bitcoin!



We should probably just stop making movies

Google searches for “does the dog die in ‘GOOD BOY’” have spiked by over 2,000% since the first trailer dropped

screentime's tweet image. Google searches for “does the dog die in ‘GOOD BOY’” have spiked by over 2,000% since the first trailer dropped
screentime's tweet image. Google searches for “does the dog die in ‘GOOD BOY’” have spiked by over 2,000% since the first trailer dropped


You can only rape someone if you’re starving to death


JD Vance supports women in mens restrooms?

Gavin Newsom vs JD Vance in high school

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YungPutin1's tweet image. Gavin Newsom vs JD Vance in high school


Jacob Readdy reposted

⚡️Demetrious Johnson goes OFF on fans criticizing Khamzat Chimaev’s performance at #UFC319 "If you guys don’t wanna watch grappling and wrestling — don’t watch the UFC. You guys are complaining about something which is very easy problem to fix. Let’s say Khamzat is about to…


The black guy who tweets for KFC seeing this

Hate the unprofessionalism companies are showing nowadays. We don’t need them using AAVE, slang, phrases, etc to market to us imo.



Beating the shit out of my 5 yo straight male conservative son for calling me dad

wtf does a kid call their non binary parent



Crazy Heart

What is the best movie you've ever seen that is about musicians?



Jacob Readdy reposted

A movie about a soldier doing open mics In Afghanistan during Operation Enduring Freedom called Kandahar-dee-har-har


My Prius keeps fucking me in the ass! I didn’t realize what my friends meant when they told me owning a Prius is gay


Hey mf I have a whole joke about this

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