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Jaimee Clements

@JaimeeClements

Product Management and Social Media Expert.

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Went to a funeral today of my neighbor. They were married 47 years. He just retired and diagnosed with Alzheimers. Open the good stuff. Life is so freaking short.

SuzyQlovesWine's tweet image. Went to a funeral today of my neighbor. They were married 47 years. He just retired and diagnosed with Alzheimers. Open the good stuff. Life is so freaking short.

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The best memory of 2020 was how animals returned to the streets while humans were in quarantine


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This is Dingo. He gets very anxious if he doesn't have a lap to sit on. In order to meet his lap needs, his family made him an emotional support dummy using pre-worn clothes donated from his grandpa. Dingo couldn't be happier, and we're happy for him. 13/10 #SeniorPupSaturday

dog_rates's tweet image. This is Dingo. He gets very anxious if he doesn't have a lap to sit on. In order to meet his lap needs, his family made him an emotional support dummy using pre-worn clothes donated from his grandpa. Dingo couldn't be happier, and we're happy for him. 13/10 #SeniorPupSaturday…


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Who needs cable when you can watch Congress for free? Senator Josh Hawley introduced his bill to ban stock trading and the room LIT up. You won’t want to miss this recap 🍿 🧵

AnnaRMatson's tweet image. Who needs cable when you can watch Congress for free? 

Senator Josh Hawley introduced his bill to ban stock trading and the room LIT up. 

You won’t want to miss this recap 🍿 🧵

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Quebec just dropped an ad for Americans—and we have all the feels. Comments like “I thought we’d get roasted…but I’m crying instead” and “As an American…I needed that hug” are flooding TikTok. I know things would be better if we all got a hug from Canada. And I need one too.…



This thread has me dead 😂😂😂😂

i have a question for people with balls how do u not sit on them every single time u sit down??????????????????? SERIOUS ANSWERS ONLY



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someone said these look like the northern lights poured onto flowers...and yes

mightbeana's tweet image. someone said these look like the northern lights poured onto flowers...and yes

PREACH!!

How about this: 1. At age 10, all boys have their vas deferens severed. 2. After age 25, the vasectomy can be reversed if a woman agrees to have a child with him. 3. After the birth, he has another vasectomy. Too extreme? Fine, then fuck off with your laws about women’s bodies.



This is delightful 😍😍😍

Tell me you love your job without telling me you love your job



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Tell me you love your job without telling me you love your job



OMG STOPPIT RIGHT NOW 😍😍😍

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record scratch freeze frame hi my name is orzo u may be wondering how i got here

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hi my name is orzo
u may be wondering how i got here

OMG STOPPIT RIGHT NOW 😩😩😩

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Them: Why are you crying? Me: Doug rolled over. Them: Me: Doug. Doug rolled over. Them: Oh. This is one of those dog things you follow. Me: 🐕 😃


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Why in the world is @amazon selling “Not vaccinated - Star of David” T-shirts?

rogertansey's tweet image. Why in the world is @amazon selling “Not vaccinated - Star of David” T-shirts?

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This made me laugh really hard.

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girls only want one thing and it’s to pet your dog


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The mAsKs dOnT wOrK crew is now wearing masks to protect themselves against...wait for it.... vaccinated people The jokes just write themselves some days


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Proposal: You can only purchase a gun one time every two years. It can only be a Tuesday in November. You must go and wait in line. There is only one place in your county. You must have multiple forms of ID. No one can give you water while you wait.


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