Jake🦈🐺
@JakeBennett_
28, 95% trash/5% not trash
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Tonight I hit my goal of becoming a @Twitch Afilliate! I can’t believe it happened! Thank you to everyone who helped me out, lurked, followed, retweeted etc it all happened cos of you! Got my 1st sub & cheer! Thank you💙#SMDstreams #SmallStreamersConnect #SupportSmallStreamers
Earlier this week, my mom passed away. I'm honestly still in shock, it's hard to imagine that it's even real. I don't know if I'll ever be able to come to terms with it. She was my best friend and the light of my life. I'll love you, always and forever.
So this is the reason 🤔🤔🤔
POV: you're spontaneously casted for The Little Mermaid 2 at 7am
This is Honey. She will show you her ears or her tongue, but never both. The world isn’t ready for that. 14/10 would boop
Ordered one of the big pikachu pop figures and 100% underestimated the actual size of it holy shit
Just showed my 3y/o pewdiepie’s cocomelon diss track and he looked up at me and said “Dad, this was hilarious and topical, cocomelon is an evil algorithm machine meant to brainwash children so parents don’t have to do their job.” Then we embraced as tears ran down our faces.
My Valentine’s Day will be composed of Dominos and raiding mythic Castle Nathria on @Warcraft with 20 other dudes on discord The D R E A M
Mad tittys ngl but im an ass man
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