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22 years of age . Vocalist for Saints Can Lie. Professional backflipper.

Jake Shaw

@JakeCanLie

❤Melanie❤ 22 years of age . Vocalist for Saints Can Lie. Professional backflipper.

Shout out to the 2 classmates that replied on my post cause the homework required it.


To those of you ordering delivery tonight, DO NOT BE SURPRISED IF IT TAKES OVER AN HOUR. YOU'RE NOT THE ONLY CUSTOMER. Sincerely, - A very stressed out pizza boy


You can always count on me to talk crap in the stands

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We stay grinding 💪💪💪 @melaniexsteward

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I hate bad drivers with a passion


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Dallas, you went off last night! Here’s our very own @jakecanlieinstagram.com/p/BiuXnmXnq2I/…


Helpful tip of the day: Don't be stupid. Wear your seatbelt.


PSA: DOMINO'S HAS NOT, CAN NOT, AND WILL NOT BREAK A HUNDERED DOLLAR BILL. WE ONLY CARRY 20 BUCKS. IT SAYS THAT ON LITERALLY EVERY BOX. Sincerely, A very pissed driver who didn't get tipped.


A good portion of the 903 is sleeping on SCL and that's kinda depressing. #HometownProblems


My diet consists of iced coffee and stress


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I just want to TOUR 😩


Shout out to @is_aa_cc for doing my quizzes for me on the way to class this morning #GOAT


WOULD YOU JUST LOOK AT HER?😍😍😍😍😍

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FACT: @melaniexsteward is literally the best, most wonderful, and hottest woman alive😊😊😊


IT IS NOT OKAY TO ORDER FOOD 30 MINUTES BEFORE CLOSE IT IS NOT OKAY TO ORDER FOOD 30 MINUTES BEFORE CLOSE IT IS NOT OKAY TO ORDER FOOD 30 MINUTES BEFORE CLOSE


She is literally the most beautiful woman I've laid eyes on. How did I get so lucky?

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I literally have the best girlfriend in the world. Just thought I'd let y'all know that.


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