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@JakeFluur

If you don't say "right" before getting up to leave somewhere you can't be considered British


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Sat in the hospital listening to a 3year old crying to his mum because he forgot to put his iPad on charge .. what 3year old has an iPad


Yawning and a Fucking moth flew in my mouth ......


Having a girl message you from Friday night but have no memory of who she is or kissing her all night ....awkward much ..


You know your getting old when you talk to students and start the convo with"back in my day when I was your age" fml that's 10years ago


Ever have those moments when your looking at yourself in the mirror and just think "fuck I'm good looking" puberty did me wonders


Am I the only one who finds it strange that my mother wants me to add Brussels to dinner Surely that's not normal I'm cooking fajitas


So the 4hour wait at the hospital was fantastic and made my day when the nurse told me what I already knew ... Life of a thug ..


First Valentine's day in 4+ years that I won't be buying anything or receiving anything haha oh the joys of being single #moneysaver


Got gay guys pulling out all the tricks shall I tell them I'm straight or let them continue haha


Been telling mum for months I don't like fish especially salmon so what does she cook for dinner....you guessed it Fucking salmon ....


Hey! I'm on #Kik - my username is 'jakeshibbyfluur' kik.me/jakeshibbyfluur

JakeFluur's tweet image. Hey! I'm on #Kik - my username is 'jakeshibbyfluur' kik.me/jakeshibbyfluur

This woman on tinder is far to hot to be real think someone is attempting to catfish me haha


Lost my pub quiz virginity in fabulous fashion and came one before last ... Easy ladies


Rolled out of bed at 2pm still tired .. being such a thug takes up to much energy


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