Jake Hukee
@JakeHukee
It’s winter in Chicago. I don’t drink too much, I just drink enough.
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I just got a Snug Harbor in my pants for @PaulPabst’s retro @MTV idea. @dpshow
Why is the lovechild of Adam Sandler and Kevin Spacey printed on a pickleball paddle on Fritzy’s desk? @dpshow
Send Cam to the Jordan Pickford of Goal Keeping School for a week and we got ourselves a USMNT keeper. #MIB
Clint needs to coach the @MenInBlazers squad at @TST7v7 next year with Rog as the Assistant to the Assistant Coach #MIB
The USNMT need to bring Sean Dyche to the next practice with shin pads and socks #MIB
I tell my wife that she’s my everything, but I’m lying to her. Jordan Pickford is my everything #UTFT @MenInBlazers
Straight swap Eberflus for Dyche. … this can’t get any worse @MenInBlazers
The Everton-ness of the Vikings on that onside kick has made me feel again. #beardown #upthetoffees @MenInBlazers
KDB has to get a haircut to end this cursed streak for City @MenInBlazers
Mason Holgate, Everton legend, doing Everton things. @MenInBlazers
Demari Gray, Everton Legend, coming through for the US of A. Yes! @MenInBlazers
Feels like a game plan devised by bounce passes and Starbucks mugs in this first half. @MenInBlazers
Yup, staying up late on a school night to watch the USMNT is as bad as a decision to get up at 6:30am on a Saturday to watch Everton. @MenInBlazers
There is no hope. It's a fallacy engineered by Hallmark, Jesus Christ and Steven Spielberg. Where there's a pitch with Everton players on it, there's subsequently only doom. @MenInBlazers
The Fridge had a higher vertical jump than Michael Keane @MenInBlazers
Three halves into the season and I’m not even brazen enough to hope for a win. I just cheer that Everton aren’t embarrassed… and I think we’re failing at that already. @MenInBlazers
Wake Up From the original Friday closing song by arcade fire. @dpshow
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