Pyjake
@JakeKof
Synapse-hacking, poly, trans, viscerotonic endomorphic olive-colored monkey. Queer af. Disappointed af. Ex-pacifist. Grab a brick.
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“Coppers were always outnumbered, so being a copper only worked when people let it work. If they refocused and realized you were just another standard idiot with a pennyworth of metal for a badge, you could end up as a smear on the pavement.” ― Terry Pratchett, Night Watch
“You took an oath to uphold the law and defend the citizens without fear or favor," said Vimes. "And to protect the innocent. Maybe they thought those were the important things...you're an officer of the law, not a soldier of the government.” ― Terry Pratchett, Night Watch
“He asked you to shoot at people who weren’t shooting back,” growled Vimes, striding forward, “That makes him insane, wouldn’t you say?” “They are throwing stones, Sarge,” said Colon. “So? Stay out of range” ― Terry Pratchett, Night Watch
'No civil police force could hold out against an irate and resolute population. The trick is not to let them realize that.' - Terry Pratchett, Unseen Academicals
Currently having brunch at a place new to us that we are so disappointed with that we are shit-talking it aggressively BEFORE THE FOOD COMES. We are so salty we have all become Lot’s wife.
ONE MORE WEEK! We've stalled out, so I'm asking you to please shar... gofundme.com/m6zgwq-getting…
Hey…I’m…I AM GETTING TOP SURGERY IN LESS THAN A MONTH. I’m so excited! But oh man, I need you guys. gofundme.com/m6zgwq-getting…
TW: suicide This is the anniversary of my mom’s suicide. I wish so much she had reached out for help 12yrs ago. If you are feeling alone and suicidal please reach out. People care about you. I care. Suicide helpline 1-800-273-8255 They have online chat too.
So I'm moving in with Mastodon. You can keep my avatar but I'm taking my username with me.
I just don't think we're good for each other anymore. You just seem to have given up, twitter. You know I'm right.
Hey, twitter. We need to talk. We've been together for a long time now, & u should know I've been seeing someone else.
My Jewish partner is decorating a tree. The Baby Saphy is Not Doing Anything She Swears. instagram.com/p/Bb224-WH2Ek/
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I'm on mastodon y'all, finally got my ass onboard. @JakeKof@queer.party
Just tried some truly awful hummus. Had to explain why you ALWAYS PUT IN LEMON. #theolivemansburden
I can be your long lost pal, I can... #ivegotamillionofthese
They don’t have to spell my name right if they’re giving me a free coffee. instagram.com/p/BbSAbbAHog4/
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When you're ready we ca share the wine...
They don’t have to spell my name right if they’re giving me a free coffee. instagram.com/p/BbSAbbAHog4/
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I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's my #....
They don’t have to spell my name right if they’re giving me a free coffee. instagram.com/p/BbSAbbAHog4/
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