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Jake Allen

@Jake_Allen33

29. ALC '19

I’ve never been a cat person. I now have cats. Every day they make me more of a cat person while simultaneously making me realize why I’m not a cat person. It’s complicated.


Turned 27 today.. a lotta shit done changed, but a lotta shit still the same. Sending love to all my old friends. We ain’t spoke in a while but I still be praying for y’all. God bless and I’m sending good vibes and all that.


Been trying to train my girlfriend’s dog to retrieve me beers from the fridge. If I achieve this, it may just be my life’s greatest accomplishment


Random thought. Anyone else remember when they had the live lobsters in the tank at Walmart? As a child I thought that was the coolest shit ever and I don’t even know why 😂


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Hella thankful for the good people in my life..


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Me when I catch the ball in the mid post and start jab stepping in pickup

knicks_tape99's tweet image. Me when I catch the ball in the mid post and start jab stepping in pickup

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Death, taxes, and you tweeting facts are the three guarantees in this life lmao


I’m a UK fan but I don’t get a lot of y’all man. Say the nastiest shit about 18-19 year old KIDS all season then you’re surprised/mad when they don’t want to come back & play for our fanbase? I’d take my chances on making some millions too


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This how Light and L be talking to each other



Saw a story on Bobby Keith earlier so I gotta share this legendary story I heard. Apparently he was smoking a cig in the lobby of the gym and someone said “coach you can’t smoke in here” This mf said “they named the gym after me son, I can f***ing smoke in here if I want” GOAT


Whichever side of a debate that you’re on, if it’s sports, politics, or anything else, listen to the other person’s side. Don’t interrupt, don’t argue (at least until they’re finished). You can learn so much and become so much more understanding instead of being confrontational


Remember when this happened. Idc. If you get 138 dropped on your head by a single player you gotta cease all basketball operations immediately.

Eight years ago today, Grinnell's Jack Taylor scored an NCAA-record 138 points (!!!) ONE HUNDRED THIRTY-EIGHT 😳 😳 😳



America is like a damn reality tv show


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Depression is a demon..check on ya brothers and sisters


Read something yesterday that said jimmy butler has been sleeping on a pull out couch instead of a king sized bed while in the bubble. Built different. Heat in 4


Y’all don’t know how many times I heard this in AAU growing up 😂😂

Montrezl Harrell responds after a putback: “Pu*** a** white boy.”



Not the type to act like we were best friends, but me and B. Tackett were def coo. The kind of dude you always dap up when you see him. Always hit me with the “wassup jake allen bub” Rest easy brother


If one of y’all mfs try to sell me some ray bans one more time...


Basketball is more than just basketball. You can make some lifelong friends from that shit. That’s why sports are great


Not gonna lie, I’m pretty funny sometimes when I’m drunk


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