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@Jake_Wray

Something superficial and witty, who really gives a fuck.

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Garlic mayo tastes like regret


'Corbyn brainwashed young people into getting their debts written off' says the middle aged man who went to university for free.


I'll take your bra off,one handed, in the dark, first time - trust- Troy 2017


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So dead when you spend £5 on a meal and drop the chips


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Toast is needs a better name. It's too good to just be called "Toast" It needs to be called something like "Breadapeng"


Me: I have no money Inner me: I AM Henry the hoover

Jake_Wray's tweet image. Me: I have no money                                    Inner me: I AM Henry the hoover

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Me: I'll just drink tonight Inner me: Ket

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Inner me: Ket

Want to know why young people think their vote doesn't matter?

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Supermarket aptitude test's are soul destroying. It's commendable how many synonyms they can find for 'I will be a subservient little bitch'


Would you like any mash with those bangers you were dropping all night? 🔥 @HOLYGOOF_UK


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NYD LINEUP REVEALED RT to win 4x guestlist + bottle of champagne Winner picked 21:00 Tickets on sale 9am: bristolinmotion.com

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RT to win 4x guestlist + bottle of champagne

Winner picked 21:00

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Continuing my residency at @moveoxford this Wednesday set time 11-12.30 🌟


When your drug dealer texts you more than your mum 👍🏼


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