Benjamin Crittenden
@JamPac
So this is where hashtags go to die
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*sits down in my imaginary real world confession booth. "Today I was eating my homemade banana bread with such intensity, that I thought I accidental ate my wedding ring...it took me 30 seconds to realise it was still in my finger"
You'll know we're soul besties when I'm tagging you in fire a$$ memes on Christmas eve night. The rest of you are just Kourtney Kardashian's to me.
Just knocked out a Marshalls/Home Goods run the Friday before Christmas. Where's my White Girl badge? @marshalls @HomeGoods
(Son and I walk by Sephora) Son: what's that smell? Me: insecurity Son: nailed it
"Call me maybe" made my Spotify top songs for 2017. Like top 20! I don't even think it rated on Carly Rae top songs. @carlyraejepsen
If tonight's dinner with my son was a Game of Thrones episode it would be titled "The battle of the four meals". #parenting. #mywatchhasended. #bathtime
United States Xu hướng
- 1. Seahawks N/A
- 2. Super Bowl N/A
- 3. Stafford N/A
- 4. Vikings N/A
- 5. Woolen N/A
- 6. McVay N/A
- 7. Pats N/A
- 8. Puka N/A
- 9. Drake Maye N/A
- 10. #RHOP N/A
- 11. #NFCChampionship N/A
- 12. Mike Macdonald N/A
- 13. Xavier Smith N/A
- 14. Kupp N/A
- 15. #LARvsSEA N/A
- 16. Tom Brady N/A
- 17. Broncos N/A
- 18. Demarcus Lawrence N/A
- 19. #mcrperu N/A
- 20. Kubiak N/A
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