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Benjamin Crittenden

@JamPac

So this is where hashtags go to die

I'm not like other dads...I'm a cool dad.


Kirk Cousins right now @KirkCousins8


*sits down in my imaginary real world confession booth. "Today I was eating my homemade banana bread with such intensity, that I thought I accidental ate my wedding ring...it took me 30 seconds to realise it was still in my finger"


You'll know we're soul besties when I'm tagging you in fire a$$ memes on Christmas eve night. The rest of you are just Kourtney Kardashian's to me.


Just knocked out a Marshalls/Home Goods run the Friday before Christmas. Where's my White Girl badge? @marshalls @HomeGoods


(Son and I walk by Sephora) Son: what's that smell? Me: insecurity Son: nailed it


"Call me maybe" made my Spotify top songs for 2017. Like top 20! I don't even think it rated on Carly Rae top songs. @carlyraejepsen


If tonight's dinner with my son was a Game of Thrones episode it would be titled "The battle of the four meals". #parenting. #mywatchhasended. #bathtime


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