JannerTM
@JannerTM
Optimist. Feminist. Part-time existentialist. Always thinking about food.
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None of this would be questioned in any other context either. Selective outrage
恭喜恭喜！ 祝大家心想事成，萬事如意。 Wishing everyone a joyful #LunarNewYear. #Throwback to our #LunarNewYear celebrations for a couple of years back. We hope to be back next year!
I love these nihilistic password security questions by @SoheilNY (h/t @jimbobwrites )
This kind of headline makes me ridiculously happy, bravo: theguardian.com/australia-news…
theguardian.com
‘Unpalletable’: Scott Morrison hits reverse on plan to allow under-18s to drive forklifts
Prime minister’s proposal was labelled a ‘brain fart’ and rejected by all states and territories at national cabinet
to make a tv show you need one banana-shaped man and one-orange shaped man. let me explain
Word of the day is ‘pish-monger’ (17th century): one who frequently says ‘pish’ to others and treats them with contempt.
The best book I read last year. (OK, listened to, but same thing.)
Anyone who thinks scientists are capable of a global conspiracy has never tried to get 10 colleagues to submit student grades via a simple form by a deadline. 8 people will use the form. 1 person will send an email. 1 person just won’t do it.
“Ted Lasso” as “The Sound of Music,” a thread🤪🤪🤪🤪
This is the start of my Xmas:
I'm not sharing my Spotify unwrapped with any of you 😳 (I like what I like, OK?)
NEW: Government has hit us with a shock legal bill in our challenge with @RunnymedeTrust over its appointment of Conservative Peer Dido Harding to run Test and Trace - without open competition. If we don’t defend this, we don’t see who else can. glplive.org/jftb-tw-3011
I've found my fitness regime:
So criticism before the crisis is scaremongering, during the crisis is unpatriotic and after the crisis is all-very-well-with-hindsight.
Actual footage of me asking my kids to hang their bags up, put their shoes away and get on with their chores:
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