Adventures With Jason
@JasonAppended
I'm Jason, and I'm going on my life's adventure.
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You know it is delivered by @FedEx when the package states that it's for the elementary school, but they leave it at your front doorstep. Seriously, some of the dumbest people work for delivery companies.
The @ufc is a conspiracy invented by @joerogan and propagated by @danawhite to promote joe's podcast. #UndeniableFacts #IAmNotHigh #OKMaybeALittle
ok @CIA, I've got another killer idea. How about high altitude jet powered drones that try to assassinate targets by messing with plane nav systems while in flight? Clog pitot tubes, give GPWS false readings, etc
ok @CIA how about a drone assassination squad that suicide-bombs a specific individual target? Way more accurate than cruise missiles!
Alright @CIA hear me out - what if you built out a mesh-net entirely of mice, rats, pigeons, raccoons, skunks, seagulls, dogs, cats, and homeless people?
Dear @waze this is the most useful error message I've ever had in my life. Thank you for being so specific.
Well I was fucking wrong, good job @RekietaMedia ,
If Kyle Rittenhouse is found guilty, I'm going to do a special live stream on my old channel mocking the hell out of @RekietaMedia
New York City is a shithole and if you're reading this it's your fault #RedNotice
If #Bidenflation keeps up, 2022 is going to be an extremely unpleasant time to be a member of the DNC.
Now that I've listened to it, the sound on my ebike ride wasn't that bad, to be honest. I think I'll make more of these.
Did some test video on my ebike. Will have to get a gopro 10 if I want better quality, I think. youtube.com/watch?v=42cvRu…
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Riding my eBike | Testing the Camera Mount
ATTN: Everyone. Real Robot Hours start way earlier thanks to daylight savings. Make sure you wear your IR blocking thermals under your clothes at night, or the robots will kidnap you and turn you into a mall santa.
My superpower is pausing videos at the most unfortunate moment @slidebean gotta make sure Caya isn't toking before he records.
yo @elonmusk y tesla no make nano flywheel batteries
It is with a solemn and heavy heart to bring the news that @OPTLawyer passed away at 2:30AM this morning. OPT brought great joy to everyone within this group and far beyond. Please continue to keep his family in your thoughts and prayers. #OtterStrong
Update on @OPTLawyer : OPT's family has made the very difficult decision to take him off of treatment and put him in hospice care. Please keep OPT and family in your thoughts and prayers at this time.
hello @UplandMe who do I complain to about you guys having a fake unsubscribe "link" in your emails? This is a pretty clear violation of spam laws across the EU and US.
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