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Just kidding hahahaha he had his visa declined


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My stag so. Estonia. Random karaoke bar. Bloke comes in and smashes Nessun Dorma note-for-note and leaves 🐐😮‍💨 Once in a lifetime.


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This is the plot to The Phantom Menace, by the way


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bowling is an undefeated casual mixed-group hang. freedom to mill, but forced breaks in conversation for your turn. opportunities to cheer on excellence in others & graciously accept one’s own failures. the general convivial vibe of a bowling alley and connection to a shared past


Selling UKF at Document Bristol ticket Dec 14th Please buy ticketswap.com/listing/15-yea…


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afghan dan and little t going at eachother. the country is so back


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Man someone come look at this rookie lmao he was hanging like Spider-Man at the end 😭😭😭😭


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We lost to this...

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there r 2 types of ppl who fall asleep in vc: honk shoo honk shoo & honk mimimi



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Hearing a ‘Yo broski’ when you mistakenly make eye contact with the anti knife crime activist in Westfield:

tAN0NYM0USt's tweet image. Hearing a ‘Yo broski’ when you mistakenly make eye contact with the anti knife crime activist in Westfield:

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a droideka feels like an actual threat to me, overwhelming firepower plus that shield, just a hard combo to beat, the prospect of going against one has a chill running down my spine


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i walk in and my bf clicks his phone shut in a panic and I’m like please just be cheating please please don’t be watching that white guy rapping in patois again


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Do you want to be Transport Minister?

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“Tenth level. Thousands of battle droids.”

Dua Lipa graces the cover of Vogue France. 📸: Mert Alas

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📸: Mert Alas


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Anyone applying for a passport recently will have seen this effort. Long waiting times will not be an issue if you get the #badgein. The home office shit themselves and get it processed ASAP. “No objects behind you”, just a badge your arm ✅. #BadgeInAtBorderControl 9.5/10.

badge_is_in's tweet image. Anyone applying for a passport recently will have seen this effort.

Long waiting times will not be an issue if you get the #badgein.

The home office shit themselves and get it processed ASAP.

“No objects behind you”, just a badge your arm ✅.

#BadgeInAtBorderControl

9.5/10.

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James Bond in the casino lobbing all his chips into the pot like that isn't taxpayer cash


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Tacky bar on a Turkish high street coming right up!

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Yeahh m8, want me garden lookin like hotel foyer at Benidorm

Shitlawns's tweet image. Yeahh m8, want me garden lookin like hotel foyer at Benidorm

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"Yes I'd like you to turn my garden into a big green arse print please"

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