Jason Jenks
@JasonJenks
Future screenwriter of Southern Fried Samurai, an art film
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Tempted to post the same thing that got me Facebook jail last night just to see whose algorithms recognize sarcasm, irony, and other rhetorical devices.
Just, this. youtu.be/-KJDr5rCXK8
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I keep getting the weirdest ads. My favorite so far is a chainsaw blade for a weedeater.
Had two fortune cookies today. Both empty. I'm afraid to go to sleep tonight.
When I was a kid, my paternal grandfather had a book called 'The Limerick.' This mighty tome was stout, a good 3-400 pages, all filthy. I memorized a few and recited them to friends sometimes. They'd ask, 'where do you get these??' And I'd reply, 'oh, you know...my grampa.'
Thanks, Jack Handey: If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is, "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is, "Probably because of something you did."
Damn this is blowing up buy this thing you don't need and follow a bunch of people
I think it's cool that I get a day of recognition just for having sex, tomorrow.
Just made this meme a few minutes ago in response to "May you live in interesting times".
People out there drinking bleach and I'm like youtu.be/Sumb3GYuAT8
Social distancing? I've been socially distant for years! I got this.
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