Jason Schultz
@JasonSchultz
Live well, die hard, be an inspiration. RP, not real.
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If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea... does that mean that one enjoys it?
I hate it when people bring up things from the past just to hurt you...
Forget about full moons. Apparently, the real werewolf comes out whenever there's a full box of tampons in the grocery bag.
I'm not a second option. You either choose me or you fucking lose me.
"We should all start to live before we get too old. Fear is stupid. So are regrets." - Marilyn Monroe
Katy Perry, blue hair. Nicki Minaj, pink hair. Rihanna, red hair. Lady Gaga, green hair Power Rangers just Reunited.
I may look calm but in my head I've killed you more than three times
1) Open fridge; Nothing to eat. 2) Open freezer; Nothing to eat. 3) Lower standards and repeat.
Confidence is everything. From there, it's a small step to winning. - Craig Stadler
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments.
Were there any great men born in this town? No only little babies.
Minds are like parachutes - they only function when open. -Thomas Dewar
"Life is really simple, but we insist on making it complicated." - Confucius
Looking at your best friend and laughing because you know what they're thinking.
"Unless you try to do something beyond what you have already mastered, you will never grow." - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.
My youngest son pointed to a picture of R2D2 and said, "WALL-E!" ...He's dead to me now.
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