JasonTorchinsky's profile picture. Hello! I'm the co-founder of car website http://theautopian.com! Also, I'm an affable dipshit. Ask me about taillights! You'll regret it, a bit!

Jason Torchinsky

@JasonTorchinsky

Hello! I'm the co-founder of car website http://theautopian.com! Also, I'm an affable dipshit. Ask me about taillights! You'll regret it, a bit!

Jason Torchinsky reposted

Last month on Smith and Sniff Jonny and I had a Volkswagen-related tail light question and we suggested there was only one man who could get his teeth into it. Well, he hasn't let us down. This is like having a question about tennis and Serena Williams popping up with the answer.


I just finished my project for #UproarFestNC and it’s what you’ve all been wanting: an arcade version of a terrarium. Use the Hydrate and Photosynthesize buttons for wild live vegetative action!

JasonTorchinsky's tweet image. I just finished my project for #UproarFestNC and it’s what you’ve all been wanting: an arcade version of a terrarium. Use the Hydrate and Photosynthesize buttons for wild live vegetative action!

Guess how much this cost! Go on, guess!


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Nice little meet with @the_autopian in Denver! Got to meet @JasonTorchinsky and the Nissan NV200 shitbox

CriticalEDH's tweet image. Nice little meet with @the_autopian in Denver! Got to meet @JasonTorchinsky and the Nissan NV200 shitbox
CriticalEDH's tweet image. Nice little meet with @the_autopian in Denver! Got to meet @JasonTorchinsky and the Nissan NV200 shitbox

Jason Torchinsky reposted

Here’s How Much Damage A Police ‘Hood Slide’ Really Does To A Car - with @JasonTorchinsky in action, TJ Hooker style 🚨 theautopian.com/heres-how-much…


The innovations being made in the drugstore die cast car market are one of humanity’s true unmitigated triumphs

JasonTorchinsky's tweet image. The innovations being made in the drugstore die cast car market are one of humanity’s true unmitigated triumphs
JasonTorchinsky's tweet image. The innovations being made in the drugstore die cast car market are one of humanity’s true unmitigated triumphs

I’m afraid I’ll be unavailable for a while, because I’m about to, how you say, enter my experience of the Seatback variety. Then, I may enter the seatbottom experience. Once I’m in the overall seatsperience, all bets are off

JasonTorchinsky's tweet image. I’m afraid I’ll be unavailable for a while, because I’m about to, how you say, enter my experience of the Seatback variety. Then, I may enter the seatbottom experience. Once I’m in the overall seatsperience, all bets are off

Jason Torchinsky reposted

This Is The Only Cybertruck Review That Doesn’t Mention Elon Musk At All (Except For Right There) - with @JasonTorchinsky theautopian.com/this-is-the-on…


I wonder what percentage of an IKEA employee’s day is spent making these hands not do this

JasonTorchinsky's tweet image. I wonder what percentage of an IKEA employee’s day is spent making these hands not do this

My friend Matt makes some great points about what's going on in Iowa and how it affects his trans kid and others trans people in that state. Whatever you think about any of this, this is no way to treat human beings. @mamikgibar one.npr.org/?sharedMediaId…


The VW ID.Buzz is so damn close to getting it right. Which is why it's so frustrating. theautopian.com/the-volkswagen…


Why do they put these here if they’re going to get all salty when you use them? Pee is pee, people

JasonTorchinsky's tweet image. Why do they put these here if they’re going to get all salty when you use them? Pee is pee, people

Come on, only FOUR speedometers? What if I need a fifth one? What then?

JasonTorchinsky's tweet image. Come on, only FOUR speedometers? What if I need a fifth one? What then?

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