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@JasonWongVIP

Keeping it VIP coast to coast!

Attn: DJ's, if you're gonna play Daft Punk's "Get Lucky", only play it once a night.


It's bikini Facebook photos season. #FAP


Totally just sharted in my new jeans. #VIP


In the words of Modest Mouse's-Float On- Skrillex remix, "Float On, bro". #FloatOn


My thoughts exactly, BRUV. #VIPeen RT @atrak: VIPeen


Ayo @porterrobinson, I'm at the gas station picking up snacks, you want anything? Sun Chips? Mikes Hard Lemonade?


Got a fresh tank top on today, feeling so VIP, think I'm gonna go get myself a panini. #VIP


Armpit Stains. So VIP.


If I got a dollar for every time I got laid, I would have one shiny half dollar coin. #DollahDollahBillzYall


I've had an erection for 6 straight hours. #VIPSTATUS


Bruv, George Clooney is so #VIP. RT @Sebwebber: George Clooney was the BEST Batman. #shitnoonesays


I'm so sleepy from being a #VIP in Miami, I think I'm gonna fall into deep dreams about feeding @PorterRobinson grapes.


Everybody knows a guy who makes you smell his finger after fingerblasting a girl. I am that guy.


No thanks, I'm too #VIP RT @VanityTuesdays: @JasonWongVIP Come Join Me For A Premier Event @ Executive Hollywood Saturdays | G-List | RSVP


I'm all out of BICs™I shoulda paid more attention in Boy Scouts instead of playing grabass with the boys during the "Start A Fire" lesson.


Can you tell who dressed my boy @Skrillex? ALL BLACK AND LEATHER EVERYTHING. He didn't wanna wear a tank top though. :(


My big bruv @Skrillex is gonna clean up the Grammys today, the more he wins, the more work I have to polish them off. :(


This @checkyoponytail2 shoulda been called DJcentipede w/ @12thplanet @Skrillex @caspadubstep! #ass2mouth #VIPboner


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