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Wondering "What do homophobes, racist assholes think of Opera's adoption of WebKit?", wonder no more: theregister.co.uk/2013/02/18/eic…
theregister.com
Top Firefox OS bloke flames Opera for WebKit surrender
Why we'll never switch from Gecko, says Mozilla CTO
Our diverse community of board members from Oracle shows that we are committed to openly drive Real Java forward #IBMandOracleSittingInATree
Happy to announce that the Apache Foundation fully endorses ORCL steering of Java by continuing to participate on the JCP #DoAsYouAreTold
Sorry for the lack of updates, we are preparing some lawsuits against Java users to improve our quarter numbers #FreedomCosts
Shorter Gosling: How dare Apple promote their proprietary OSX APIs, they should push Java's proprietary APIs instead! http://bit.ly/bLz2Nr
@starprof We will force Apple to adopt Java again and to smile while they ship it!
There is no need to worry about Apple deprecating Java on OSX, nobody uses Macs anyways: http://bit.ly/altVFa #whoCares
Friend1: "at least android kept java's "write once, debug everywhere" mantra" F2: "its better than j2me's 'write once, suck everywhere'"
Today we are announcing 20, 50 and 100 $/month subscription service that will give you 30-days patent protection from Oracle #PeaceOfMind
Today we are happy to announce that we are joining hands with IBM to troll the Java space with patents: http://bit.ly/a50BI5
Oops. Corporate just notified us that JavaFX is apparently dead. Anyways, Windows Phone 7 is dead, because they dont support Scala There!
Mark our words: Windows Phone 7 lack of support for Java will be its Waterloo. The enterprise has spoken: JavaFX is the future.
Not quite sure how we feel about today's news that Motorola is now suing Apple over some phone patents, but let us just say: Go JavaME!
Wanted to point out that @grueber saying "Windows 7 Phone is better than Android" does not really say much about Windows 7 Phone. Go JavaME!
We regret Microsoft's appalling choice of virtual machine for their WinPhone, but applaud them for suing the Android copycat.
Forrester Analyst irresponsibly claims managers should be concerned about Java use: http://bit.ly/d3eAGo Promise: We wont sue you (today)
It's absurd that people think this account is a clone of @JavaGlobalPR, we have added a lot of innovative features.
We find it unacceptable for Java user groups to meet at Microsoft facilities http://j.mp/aEvgZR #OnNotice
If Google had bought Sun, they would just release the JDK trunk as "7" and move on. Oracle is all about solid QA and Patent protection.
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