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John Long

@JavaJohnsRoast

coffee roaster, family guy, DFW born and raised!

“I would eat a whole pizza for Jesus” - David Platt…basically @FollowRadical


Told the boss @rollertown had a summer sale. We now officially have a road trip to Celina tomorrow to stock the work fridge.


It’s a good day. Introduced the office to @rollertown and now the fridge is full of Big German. Best. Monday. Ever!


Always been an Everybody Loves Raymond fan but after watching the Middle is @PatriciaHeaton solidified as best TV mom?


If I ever meet @RobMorrow_ I will tell him that while Numbers is fantastic Northern Exposure is where it’s at!


Dear @SallyIsADog I can no longer leave comments in YouTube. So, how lazy am I? Any chance you could put load out specs in your vid descriptions? It’s ok to say no. I’m just a crappy 0.85 kdr guy thinking “oh, this gun will fix it”


One time I had a panic attack in a room full of bubbles because I couldn’t see anything and my brain, which is super claustrophobic, thought I was going to never make it out of the room…of bubbles. #hauntedhouse


As a .5 KDR guy checking stats tonight and seeing I’m now a 1.45 kdr guy gave this old gamer a glimmer of hope. 😂😂😂


So are the cowboys really good or the giants really bad? Also odds they fire Brian Daboll tonight?


I got back to back victories in warzone today. Not gonna lie…that’s gonna carry me for a while.


Can we get a movie called “McCall” where @MichaelBJordan plays a young Denzel so we can see the back story behind the equalizer movies? After the strike of course.


Been praying for Bronny daily. As a dad I can’t imagine what @KingJames and family have been going through.


Dear @Rangers thank you for making Texas baseball fun again! Win or lose its exciting to see a team that invests heavy to be in the win column!


Started trying to lose weight back in May. I weighed in today and have lost 40lbs! I have a ways to go still BUT how awesome is that?


Baby crying uncontrollably. Emma (11 yo sis) “can I try?” Me: (hands over) “be careful. He’s very upset” Emma: (deepest most raspy voice she can muster) “does Liam like Batman?” Liam: (immediately stops crying. Stares at Emma wide eyed) Emma: (in Batman voice) “oh yeah” #batman


I’ve been playing a bunch of Valheim. I’m just realizing this is just Minecraft marketed towards adults.


I said “encore” at the end of the piano recital. I got a death stare from a 9 year old girl. I will choke you out! You can’t take me! I black out before I tap out!


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