Java Princess
@JavaPrincess_2
I'm just a 20-something coffee addict living my life.
I would not be upset at all if I had a kid right now... Also I'm pretty sure it's the food smells at work that makes me sick so often
Hey guys, I just "merged" my two accounts... if you're following this and not @JavaPrincess_ than go follow me there!
#ThatSuperAwkwardMomentWhen you're boyfriend calls you out for tweeting too explicitly about your sex life on one of your accounts...
Also the fact that if we have kids the first of each genders names are already picked out.... We're THAT couple
The fact that we casually talk about getting engaged, married, having kids etcetera.......
Remember when internet was considered safe enough as long as our elementary school selves were in the AOLkids chat nothing bad would happen?
All third mothers day nonsense makes me want a kid....that's fucked up right?
I had to hunt down my mother for mothers day... If you already knew where to find yours you're to normal for me
Lately I realize more and more how much of a princess I really am. #sorrynotsorry #toobadsosad :)
Bought deliciousness for 3 moms this year.... Trying too get back too my old gym and diet routines now.
For the record I don't look elsewhere because I love YOU. it's that simple.
Going out for drinks tonight and bringing extra vodka with me to make them extra strong
So about that my boss has already told people she doesn't need them anymore because I'm coming back when we are shorthanded... Kill me
Dorm clean out is officially my least favorite time of year... It usually ends with everything being thrown away
Seriously,... next time I'm asked for help it's not happening because I've edited sooo many peoples papers today and got no thanks from any1
Boyfriend just told me that if there were Rats in his room he would put them in my sweatshirt while I was sleeping.
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