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Coffee

@Java_Calling

Waker of the intelligent masses. And some idiots, too.

We need some quality time together.


Coffee reposted

No, not today. I hate coffee.


Zzzz zzzz zzzz zzzz zzzz Zzzz zzz zzzz zzz zzzz zzz zzzz Zzzz zzzz zzzz drink me #humpdayhaiku


It's morning somewhere


If loving me is wrong, you don't want to be right


Kiss me, I'm Irish

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I can fix it.


You are undercaffeinated


You're so much better with me by your side.


You've got this. But you should refill just in case.


Studies show that a cup of coffee in the afternoon improves your appearance by 47.3%


Sure you could be napping, but where's the fun in that?


You want me. Don't fight it.


Time for our mid-afternoon rendezvous. ☕️😘 Or coffee break, whatever.


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I do

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You need another.


Wake up, yo.


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