TypeScript is getting ported to Go, unlocking a massive 10x speed boost. Static typing just got statically faster. #TypeScript #GoLang #Performance
Full-stack devs don't have trust issues. They just prefer to validate() everything twice.
"I'll just use vanilla JavaScript." 5 minutes later: useEffect((), [])
JavaScript devs don't need coffee. They run on pure chaos and undefined is not a function.
Writing JavaScript is just a series of “Wait… why is this undefined?” moments
If your code works but you don't know why, it's not "working" - it's just waiting to betray you.
"Uncaught TypeError: Cannot read properties of null (reading 'length')." Stacktrace: dist/bundle.js:238940 Thank you, JavaScript, for your laser-focused error messages.
Error: "Maximum call stack size exceeded." JavaScript: Congratulations, you’ve created the infinity loop. 🎉
Error: "Unexpected token '<' in JSON at position 0." Actual Error: Dear developer, this is HTML. What were you expecting, JSON?
Pretty soon, I'll be throwing wild celebrations for a successful build, like I just scored the winning goal in the World Cup - because, honestly, debugging feels like a full-contact sport anyway.
Java is to JavaScript what ham is to hamburger: the similarity begins and ends with the name.
Debugging for 2 hours only to realize you’re in the wrong environment. 🤦♂️
JavaScript: where math meets mystery and leaves logic at the door. 🧙♂️
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