Jay Chrysler
@Jay_Chrysler
32,ex-spaceship captain, turned rogue timecop.
#factsaboutme 14. Phil and I once found a pocket dimension by drinking 27 shots of jäger and microwaving a kebab
So Cass told me she loves me. Then my dead wife shows up. Isn't that always the way?
#100factsaboutme 13. I died 3 million years ago. Well, sort of, I didn't die at all, and it was 600 years for me, 3 mil for everyone else
Apologies for the lack of activity of late. I was a little dead for a bit, then it took us a while to get broadband working back on the ship
#100factsaboutme 12. I was once tricked into switching bodies with a female colleague...
#100factsaboutme 10. I have been cloned approximately 7,500 times.
#100factsaboutme 8. I will post more facts tomorrow....if I'm still alive
#100factsaboutme 2. Ive been married twice. Both wives are dead
#100factsaboutme 3. My best friend is 60,000 years old, and has died at least 11 times.
The bugs are gonna pay. They killed my wife...(both of them), my sister (again) and my unborn child. (at least that's NEW)....
Seymours gonna be pretty damn smegged off when he sees what I've done to his apartment...
Oh...and I don't recommend trying to take my clones gun from her...she's scary...
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