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Why are people so mad at Brady? He gets drunk because he won a world title, y’all get drunk just because it’s a Friday night. Y’all are not the same!


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RT if you have a meal plan at Grand Valley and have gone hungry this semester due to the closures, decreased hours, and smaller portions @GVSUFOOD

tay_628's tweet image. RT if you have a meal plan at Grand Valley and have gone hungry this semester due to the closures, decreased hours, and smaller portions @GVSUFOOD

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A student raised their hand during class today as I was teaching and asked me to come to their desk. They pointed at their laptop screen, which was showing my high school stats, and asked why I threw so many interceptions. For the first time in my life I was utterly speechless.


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Vegans will look you dead in the eye and tell you cauliflower taste like ribs...


You either die a simper, or you live long enough to see yourself become the simpee.


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The run scored by @MiguelCabrera on the Candelario HR is his 1,000th run scored in a Tigers uniform. He is the 10th player in franchise history to score 1,000 runs.


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This is how MLK was depicted in 1967 to scare white Americans, in case there’s any confusion about what the strategy is.

PeterKagan's tweet image. This is how MLK was depicted in 1967 to scare white Americans, in case there’s any confusion about what the strategy is.

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First class after UNC went full remote. I started with a well-being check, thinking it would last 15 minutes or so, and it lasted the entire class. My students are hurting.


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I don’t think there’s a purer, more distilled form of evil than anti-homeless architecture. Imagine spending this much money to prevent people without homes from getting sleep.

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There's nothing better than rebuilding a relationship with an old friend


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cop: could you pass a drug test me: oh fuck yah I know all the drugs cop: [into shoulder mic] this dude is cool as hell, I repeat, this dude is cool as hell


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That is sickening... the @NFL needs to look at a way to prevent that from happening. Two phantom hands to the face calls really hurts us tonight. Yes, we could have scored TDs, but @Lions played too well to have the game end this way. #DETvsGB @espn


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Waiting to see if a ref does the Lambeau leap.


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Get a friend that will send you updates on their plants @JayceMasters


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Dearest mother — The quill has never felt more heavy. I have made the decision to holster my sidearm permanently. I shall battle no more. The decision is difficult, but, as the hogs taught me, I must be true to myself. I am coming home to care for you and the farm. — Andrew


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BOY HAVE YOU LOST YOUR MIND CAUSE I’LL HELP YA FIND IT

carolinehawk15's tweet image. BOY HAVE YOU LOST
YOUR MIND CAUSE
I’LL HELP YA FIND IT
carolinehawk15's tweet image. BOY HAVE YOU LOST
YOUR MIND CAUSE
I’LL HELP YA FIND IT

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