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@Jed_the_nerd

Writer | Debater | Current 9-5er| Life is Nothing Without Experiences, So Give and Get The Best.

Jed memposting ulang

Lack of money Dey limit creativity.


abeg

Quote this with anything, get 0 engagements in 24 hours and The Jacket Is Yours 🫶🏾 I’ll be in the quotes, Best of Luck 😗 PS: It’s Medium Sized.



Birds Don't Sing or nothing tbh

'BEST RAP SONG' — 2026 #GRAMMYs NOMINEES 🏆 Doechii — ANXIETY 🏆 Clipse — The Birds Don’t Sing 🏆 Tyler, The Creator — STICKY 🏆 GloRilla — TGIF 🏆 Kendrick Lamar — TV OFF

Kurrco's tweet image. 'BEST RAP SONG' — 2026 #GRAMMYs NOMINEES

🏆 Doechii — ANXIETY
🏆 Clipse — The Birds Don’t Sing
🏆 Tyler, The Creator — STICKY
🏆 GloRilla — TGIF
🏆 Kendrick Lamar — TV OFF


"You aren't in copy of the mail, I'll share" Me: doesn't look for it because they've told me I'm not in copy Manager: Where is X Me: Waiting on it to be shared Proceeds to find out I already had the mail and I look unserious Sha it's 5:01 on a Friday Nothing for anybody


Your finger, I could put a rock on it!


Wish I could play music from my laptop and my speaker at the same time. Sigh. Samsung has a few banger features tbh


Used to pray for days like this. Now days like this wan kill me


These people keep booking meetings and then pulling me in last minute. I know I'm an intern and I don't have "work" but still. Try dey pity me


Jed memposting ulang

Nobody: Absolutely nobody: Me, battle rapping 2 Chinese guys: Two wrongs don't make a right, But two Wongs make me write.


If it was happy Claude, I wouldn't have opened you

Jed_the_nerd's tweet image. If it was happy Claude, I wouldn't have opened you

Omo. I dey enjoy wtf

Do you even work in marketing if you haven’t heard any of these? “We want to be like PiggyVest in three months.” “Can our website stories look like Cowrywise’s?” “We need Zikoko-like content daily.” “Can we do purely UGC like Jazzy’s Burgers?” “We want Community Engagement…



Raindance makes me want to get married 🙂‍↕️


I'd have accelerated once he started lmao. If I'm getting into problem. It will be of my volition

“Nigerians please come and help, this Man riding an SUV came down of his car and spoilt my own car after accusing me of driving nonsense, I never hit his car or anything . All because he has money and didn’t like the way I was driving” - man cries out💔



Doubling my hustle cause @inmaculadobh wants to have a sale month-end and I will not be caught off guard


I used to have a coworker who always left early, she lived in my area and would always meet my manager to ask if I could tag along. I miss those days. Now if it's not 5pm. Lmaooo


Jed memposting ulang

Since we're talking about mundane things we find endearing. I absolutely love it when your woman's walking a few steps behind you and you stretch your hand back, and she does that little run to grab it. I couldn't find a term for it, so I dubbed it the Mjolnir call.

Having a boyfriend means having someone you can tell the most useless details about your day to. It’s not like I expect him to do anything about the fact that the Uber driver is driving slow but babe, just listen…..proceeds to yap



Bring🙂‍↕️

if i don’t slap my own back, call me a bastard



So AIESEC but with suffer head attached? God abeg.

NYSC is not cruise. A smart person knows this. They use their NYSC to make their CV look better.. How... COMMUNITY DEVELOPMENT SERVICE(CDS). Some of you don't know that you can use your CDS activities as volunteering on your CV that's if you actually did something…



I think it's insane that it takes this much effort to willing opt into 12 months of struggle


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