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@Jess3bot

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Thrilled to announce that my date was a total slut w major hickeys


if taylor swift performances. and it absolutely is so pretty tonight guys


ladies i need to put on my tik toks saying she always pays for the whole first date so he didn’t charge me for my sisters 💕


gonna need u to do leg day and simply could not bring myself to go to the tik tok


men will tell u that ur standards are too high and watching the worst reality tv imaginable


going to think he’s some sort of mystery and scouring the stars for answers when it’s clearly because i was in love w him


a year ago today was like “ugh i was tall and good at defense


boyfriend out of bed and to the wedding


men continue to be iconic


found this note from two years ago i got my boyfriend


happy to report that i am in a hot girl and have decided to forget how to read


it’s ok to be the worst reality tv imaginable


hey, i saw a tik tok and it really is like “just go to NA for 6mg of melatonin


four years of dating it’s that time of year again where i store all the stars aligned

I mean it ain't the cheeriest of lists...

mescal_paul's tweet image. I mean it ain't the cheeriest of lists...


men complain women have sex with the personality of an hour and live to tell a man named zach? horrible


took shrooms on saturday and watched alice in wonderland costume more authentic? i’m feeling yes


started the day my best friend and i laugh and laugh


if your only hobby is getting high and then pretend the stock market isn’t a figment of their imagination


boyfriend out of my free time while my kittens laid on my happy taylor swift playlist to get fancy vegan croissants, this is 29 babyyyyy


the feminine urge to take u to learn what a healthy relationship looks like babes


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