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Jessica Beach

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How I feel year after year, season after season, decade after dam decade, when i sit down in my washington gear to watch us get slapped in prime time


Huge shout-out to the ladies @Starbucks on Delaware in Ankeny for making it their personal mission to find me this cup. Best customer service ever. #aboveandbeyond #happygirl

JessBeach2's tweet image. Huge shout-out to the ladies @Starbucks on Delaware in Ankeny for making it their personal mission to find me this cup. Best customer service ever. #aboveandbeyond #happygirl

Being in your 30’s is great because you can have not a drop of alcohol but still wake up hungover simply because you didn’t have your normal water intake the day prior.


No matter how long I’ve lived in Iowa I still manage to see new things that are uniquely Iowan. Today it is people mowing the lawn while it’s snowing in April.


When I left the house today my daughter said I looked like a team mom and I didn’t know how to take that. It turns out she actually said I look like a teen mom and now I really don’t know how to take that.


In honor of my year anniversary of working from home I decided to try on some work clothes. I don’t think I need to say this but it was a bad idea.


I’m confused as to why so many people in Ankeny are still turning on their Christmas lights each night??


I know there are bigger things going on today but for people who are able to make purchases without months of analyzing, what does that feel like? I’m currently deciding if .55” and 1.37 ounces is worth $100 #helpme #cellphoneproblems


Started watching #NightStalker last night because apparently I would prefer to never sleep again


Which one of my neighbors did this??? 🤣

JessBeach2's tweet image. Which one of my neighbors did this??? 🤣

Currently arguing about the state of West Dakota so remote learning is going great thanks for asking.


I just impulse bought a watermelon at the grocery store while waiting for my Starbucks. Is this what healthy people do? #fitfam


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As a kid who grew up in the dmv it’ll always be #HTTR but looking forward to the future 🤝


Don’t mind me as I put $1000 worth of @redskins apparel in my cart as I sob quietly. I’ve known it was coming and I can understand why but please let me be sad #HTTR #fansincebirth

JessBeach2's tweet image. Don’t mind me as I put $1000 worth of @redskins apparel in my cart as I sob quietly. I’ve known it was coming and I can understand why but please let me be sad #HTTR #fansincebirth

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I guess I’ll never be able to lie to myself again about all the shit I would do if I just had the time.


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TWITTER: Do your thing!!! We need 50K retweets to get Busch Guy to #CollegeAmesDay

ChrisMWilliams's tweet image. TWITTER: Do your thing!!! We need 50K retweets to get Busch Guy to #CollegeAmesDay

Monday I put mascara on only one eye. I thought Tuesday was Wednesday so I told my kids the wrong school lunch. Today I’m wearing my underwear inside out. I’m pretty much nailing adulthood #winningatlife


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