jess
@JessSlaughter_
keeping this account in case i one day decide to blog again lol
i watched ONE video about becoming a better MW sniper and now my ads are trying to get me to join the air force
watching lots of moving vlogs and my favorite thing is how iMac’s have become $2,000 nonfunctional aesthetic decor pieces
I just found out that my TL’s dog is THE Amazon “something went wrong” dog, Muffin is a STAR
The only motivation I needed to finally take the workout class at my building was for my coworker to say she’ll join me Friday because now the fear of disappointing her far outweighs my laziness
Kinda wanna go rogue and start signing off all my corporate emails with “~jess”
tired of vaguely named and secretive “announcement” slide decks at all-hands meetings because you never know if your team is going to Hawaii or some person you’ve never met is leaving the team
ideal social hang is me with three friends and i sulk quietly while they talk
this tweet just made me realize that I graduated MIDDLE SCHOOL in the same decade that I started full-time at Google ?????
the real purpose of standing desks is to help you avoid asking people how to raise your new office chair by letting you lower your whole desk instead
i’m extremely disappointed in this result after counting past so many April Ludgate gifs
Gif search your birth year - count until you reach your birth day #, and that gif? That gif is your Life Mood
United States Trends
- 1. Good Thursday N/A
- 2. #MIKIMOTOSGxFreen N/A
- 3. Board of Peace N/A
- 4. SAROCHA AT MIKIMOTO SG OPENING N/A
- 5. Rafael Tudares N/A
- 6. Osaka N/A
- 7. Cirstea N/A
- 8. #QG542 N/A
- 9. Wawrinka N/A
- 10. Fredo N/A
- 11. Peralta N/A
- 12. Cuomo N/A
- 13. Cyraxx N/A
- 14. Lagos N/A
- 15. Winter Storm Watch N/A
- 16. Hathaway N/A
- 17. Brewers N/A
- 18. #ArknightsEndfield N/A
- 19. Cozy Sunday N/A
- 20. #AustralianOpen N/A
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