Jesus_Sloth
@Jesus_Sloth
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Months of hibernation *wakes up*, seconds of realisation life is still shit. Back to sleep for me the sloth. Peace fuckers.
If you're having a bad day pray to Jesus sloth for a blessing.
According to old legends, the holy sloth can eat 2 whole leaves without sleeping! #urbanlegends
The three toed sloth is better than the two toad sloth in that is has an extra toe! #factsaboutsloths
Dayum, the holy sloth had to save some orphans but now I'm back lel.
The 9th commandment is to never disturb a sleeping sloth. Let sleeping sloths lie.
10th commandment, thou shell not run. Only crawl, otherwise you have committed a sin.
The holy sloth has no time for your problems, he's too busy sleeping n stuff.
And on the second day the holy sloth lord raised the account suspension.
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