Jetbat
@JetbatUnleashed
Wannabe defense analyst. Dickhead. Fitness enjoyer. Aspiring womanizer.
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I think about this tweet a lot
Had one of my rotation girls over this weekend. I told her I lost my virginity after college and she was shocked! “It’s so easy to have sex! Why did it take you so long?” Lol
“Women often die […] on purpose.” I love JF
The answer is you shouldn't wait a second. Move on, next woman. Women often die or disappear on purpose. It's their way of trying to stop your reproductive streak. Don't let their instability be an obstacle to having a large family with many children. x.com/NoahRevoy/stat…
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took over the nuclear option workshop front page again lmao every single slot this time
When I was in Amman, Jordan, Ubers were absolutely this cheap
SOUTHCOM n*ggas now that the attention and money is now going to them.
Bro literally lived the nightmare we all get but for real
Went to class for the first time in weeks and accidentally walked into the midterm
I never ask. If anything, anytime I've known because they volunteered the information. More important is her respect for you, how she desires and treats you, and how she deals with attention from other men, online and IRL.
If I’m booking travel reservations with a girl and there’s even a little uncertainty, I shell out the extra to make it refundable. It’s saved me before.
Women will confirm it’s OK for you to come down and visit them, book a trip with another guy the same weekend, then gaslight you into thinking you came “out of your own volition” Lesson in that.
She has hot friends. She hosts and invites you to events with hot women.
Women will confirm it’s OK for you to come down and visit them, book a trip with another guy the same weekend, then gaslight you into thinking you came “out of your own volition” Lesson in that.
Just said to one of my cats "I love you. Do you love me?" and I swear that little fucker shook his head no
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Dating nowadays is a joke. You have to act like you don't care, wait hours to reply, pretend you're not too interested just so they don't think you're too available. God forbid you actually like someone and show it. It's not love anymore, it's all mind game.
The day I tweeted this, the girl I met that night was another one
Me: “God, why must I endure your hardest battles?” God: “I have more ADHD girls to send to you.”
Me: “God, why must I endure your hardest battles?” God: “I have more ADHD girls to send to you.”
Sexy co worker who I have been playing the extreme long game with is complaining about her boyfriend and may break up….
This is why I always tip well at my usual spots.
Learned that one the hard way in my public dates days when a bitter bartender made a comment about seeing me the night before.
If you aren’t in the “Are We Dating the Same Guy” Facebook page… you’re irrelevant and not doing enough. Getting posted is a badge of honor. A rite of passage. A sign you’re active on the field and mean something to someone.
Does this mean I can say it now
If you don’t find her hot you’re pornbrained. If you find her hot you’re Black.
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