James Jimmy Carter
@JimmyCarter39
39th President of the US. Since Obama never invites me to the WH, I'm stuck here on Twitter. I was a lousy President but he's worse.
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Oh good, Mr. Smith Goes To Washington is on next on TMC. So many ppl are going to see it and think, "why can't it be like that?" #idiots
First the economy, now the fall of a friendly secular government in the Mideast? When will Obama stop copying me?
Just a reminder...the centenary of my birth will be 10/1/24. Never too early to start planning!
Hosni: Hold a vote so ppl can show their support & love for you. I'll oversee the counting. I think you'll like the outcome <wink>
Trouble in the Middle East? I'm tanned, rested and ready to go. Call me! Seriously, call me. Please.
Those bastards will never let me forget the rabbit, will they? I'm telling you, it had red eyes and sharp teeth! http://tinyurl.com/32oqwl3
SALT was a better name for an arms treaty than START. Obama really can't do anything right.
I sent the Atlanta Thrashers a letter offering to throw out the first puck at a game. I hope to hear back from them soon!
I'm available to certify this! RT @Cubachi: Chavez to Venezuela: Make me your totalitarian dictator for one year: http://wp.me/p28v3-20s
Recently talked about my biggest failure as president: http://tinyurl.com/2657lxz My real secret shame? That disco died under my watch.
Clinton gets a solo White House press conference & I get an interview in Huffington Post. I should have lusted in more than just my heart.
The Dodge commercial w/G. Washington is ok but if they really want to move some cars, they should hire me to talk about speed limits.
Michael Steele is running for another term at the RNC? Heh, I think a lot of Republicans would vote for me over that fool.
The Jets-Dolphins game reminds me of my administration...a life-suckingly dreary affair which can't end soon enough.
I'm pretty sure Metrodome collapse is a metaphor for the Obama presidency. It never happened when I was on the job. You're welcome!
Rosalynn's really chapping my ass w/ X-mas stuff. I need to get out of the house. Any tin-pot dictators need me to certify their election?
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