Jim Shipley
@JimmyShip
You may remember me from such roles as That One Guy in ''That One Thing,'' or from such tweets as ''Look at me! Look at me!''
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Never trust anyone who decided to add “y’all” to their vocabulary between the years of 2020 and 2022.
Craig Cackowski once told me I reminded him of Pat Finn on stage. To this day, I consider that one of the highest compliments I’ve ever received. He was a comedy legend, but also just a top-notch human being. Godspeed, Pat.
Naturally, LA is doing street cleaning on Christmas Eve because they don’t steal enough of our money already.
It’s with the deepest grief we share the passing of our friend, bandmate and brother Raul Malo on December 8th, 2025 at the age of 60. Full statement: instagram.com/p/DSC5bLcjhKG/
I’ll be interested to see who designs Melania’s Christmas decor this year, now that she can’t use David Lynch.
IRELAND!!!
Troy Parrott, take your place on the pantheon of Irish greats 🇮🇪
I’m on the festival jury for the Military Veterans Awards and The Dedication absolutely blew us away. In fact, several of the films did! Check them out:
The MV Shorts Awards have unveiled its honors, with the show honoring projects from veterans and active duty military members. hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie-n…
hollywoodreporter.com
Stephen King Adaptation ‘The Dedication’ Tops Veterans-Focused MV Shorts Awards
The awards focus on films from veterans and active duty service members.
attention companies already doing Christmas commercials: I will not buy your products. I'm NOT kidding. I'm making a list #checkingittwice
Given John Fogerty’s quasi-Cajun accent (“Proud Mary keep awn boinin’”), I always assumed he was from South Louisiana. Maybe Gulf Coast Mississippi/Alabama. I just found out he’s from California. And not just California: BERKELEY. WHAT.
Boy, parenting sure has changed since we were kids. For one, our parents didn’t get arrested if they let us out of their sight for 5 minutes. For another, our parents would’ve set fire to their Sony hi-fi cabinet before abbreviating “Homecoming” to something as idiotic as “HoCo”
It’s like some colossal cosmic joke at this point. Without exception, every time @stlCITYsc are playing a fantastic match, the refs are apparently Divinely mandated to fuck them out of goals.
Out kissing hands and shaking babies, trying once again, feverishly, to convince people that Cancel Culture is very bad, during this tiny, tiny window of time when they might agree with me, before they yet again decide that, actually, it’s a great thing/doesn’t exist.
I freely admit I was wrong to say that AI could never improve art.
Mark Rothko suffered his whole life from a visual condition that caused him to paint his squares to be very fuzzy, and bad. But now with AI we can clean them up and see them how he probably imagined them!
In retrospect, it’s starting to look like it was a mistake for @stlCITYsc to insult their wicked stepmother halfway through the 2023 season.
I swear, Officer, this isn’t an American flag I’m burning, it’s just a REALLY overzealous Thin Red Line flag!
Tell me more about how Fox News brainwashed your parents, people who get all your news from Instagram memes.
The inventor of the microwave was a genius because, what other cooking appliance is capable of making the food container white hot while leaving the food itself entirely unaffected?
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