Jessie Chapman
@Jmcchap
If it beeps or barks, I'm probably in love. A calamity of errors. (she/her)
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So, Sagittarius A* is at the center of the Milky Way. Maybe the universe doesn't revolve around me, but our galaxy is close enough. ♐✨
IndieInk awards voting is open!! indiestorygeek.com/a/indie-ink-aw… if you enjoyed CYT & want to show some love to the other great artists who collab'd on it, please consider voting for Best Book: 🦇Cover by @baph0meat 🎧Audio by @RainCorbyn 🌈Bi rep 🔪Morally Grey Character 🌻Friendship
quick reminder before November ends -- my queer-horror vamp book CUTTING YOUR TEETH is up for IndieInk noms this year! if you've enjoyed my work, suggested categories are Best: 🌻Cover ⚰️Audio 🌻Bi rep ⚰️Morally Grey Char (👀 @ u Fran stans) 🌻indiestorygeek.com/story/5586 ♥️&🔄 🙏
Periodic reminder that Universal Paperclips exists and that you should play it
If I could have any superpower, it'd be the ability to eat a bunch of screws and nails and rapid fire spit them out to perfectly align and attach stuff together like they do in cartoons.
🌱BOOK GIV3-AW4Y!!🌱 ⚰️Three B Grade copies of my queer-horror vampire novel—CUTTING YOUR TEETH—need a good home! 🌱Like & Follow to enter ⚰️Open internationally 🌱Bonus mini prints+stickers by @greypr0xy & @baph0meat for each lucky winner! ⚰️Contest ends on June 1st
tiny reminder that #CuttingYourTeeth is available in: 🎙️audiobook 💻ebook 📖print!
🩸IT'S HERE, RLLY QUEER & SUCKING BLOOD OF ALL WHO COME NEAR🩸 my debut #CuttingYourTeeth is out today!! want? 💀queer horror 🕯️curses 🔪protag on the run 🔥slow-burn 🌈found family 🦷take a bite > bit.ly/CYTpo praise be to @baph0meat for my killer cover 🫀 🔁&❤️ 🫶
🩸IT'S HERE, RLLY QUEER & SUCKING BLOOD OF ALL WHO COME NEAR🩸 my debut #CuttingYourTeeth is out today!! want? 💀queer horror 🕯️curses 🔪protag on the run 🔥slow-burn 🌈found family 🦷take a bite > bit.ly/CYTpo praise be to @baph0meat for my killer cover 🫀 🔁&❤️ 🫶
Behold!
One day @_jakeisloud will learn to not tell me to elaborate when I mutter that a saying doesn't make sense. Until then, we are soon to be the proud owners of a 24 hr analog wall clock
I remember in school repeatedly being told that a common writing mistake was overusing commas. And thus a generation of overzealous em-dashers were born
One day @_jakeisloud will learn to not tell me to elaborate when I mutter that a saying doesn't make sense. Until then, we are soon to be the proud owners of a 24 hr analog wall clock
📢ANNOUCEMENT📢 my queer-horror debut CUTTING YOUR TEETH is up for #preorder! to celebrate, I'm running a pre-order campaign until 3.31.23 - deets below 🔽 🩸preorder CYT: bit.ly/CYTpo 🖋️campaign signup: bit.ly/3DIUxY5 ❤️ & 🔁 to spread the word!
I just watched a video that mentioned that bananas are no longer the food that most resemble a phone--it's the pop tart. Now I need the remix to banana phone called Poptart phone
#CuttingYourTeeth will be up for preorder later this week! also go follow Ira, his art is killer 🔪
💀⚰️ CUTTING YOUR TEETH COVER REVEAL⚰️💀 i can't believe I finally get to do one of these!! endless thanks to my lovely artist Ira Prince (@baph0meat) for ripping this straight out of my nightmares 🩸👻
True love is speeding up in a tunnel so that I don't have to hold my breath as long for a wish.
About 20 years ago my Dad was doing my hair and he gave me the option of doing two pigtails or one ponytail. I, strongly on team horse girl, said ponytail because duh. And that is how the ponytail became my hairstyle for the next 2 decades.
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