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RT for a chance to win Alex Trebek’s bitchin’ mixtape
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The first ever image of a black hole. Taken by Event Horizon Telescope. #EUFunded. #RealBlackHole.
Just got 2 fortunes out of a cookie, making up for the time I got an empty one once Back to averaging one per cookie lifetime FeelsGoodMan
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I just made it to finals at a huge smash bros tournament. Tune in and cheer me on in 10-15min! twitch.tv/mnsmash
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Gravitational waves detected! Good call Einstein. Also proving the existence of binary black home systems. Cool stuff.
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@Jingyang42 @benjaminsharkey I'd love to declare myself the other one since I sit with you guys, but he looks far too awake
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