Nick where's the gold tie?? My life has been turned upside down? I don't want lib-lab. Just lib-dem!! #leadersdebate
I've been working. I loathe it. I'm not made for this working nonsense! I need to marry/civil partner someone R€$£
With Alexander out of the way, do you think I could design Lady Gaga shoes?
Maybe I should found my own country, start a Rugby team and then beat Italy. Seven is always better than six.
Have an interview with airport security. Deciding between purple prada underpants and a jockstrap... Thoughts?
Brilliant! Now I don't even have to apply to jobs to get rejected. I requested an application they emailed back: you have not been selected
I was just hired. But I quit. Working is silly. Can I just apply to jobs as a job?
School Advice: Culinary Schools. Bulimics overcoming their fear of food, one consommé at a thyme.
Cover Letter # 461: My AB in Post-Colonial Iterations of the Subaltern proves that I'm pretentious enough to work at [company]
If it weren't for the no-alcohol policy, needles the size of horses' c**ks & the tormented screams of women in labor, I'd love to be an MD.
Business Ethics: Give shredded documents to homeless people so they can warm themselves in the burning flames of forgotten felonies.
If I work at Goldman Sachs, do I get a discount at Saks fifth Ave?
They say the economy is going up. I guess the fed finally watched that disney film w/ that talking dog and square faced old man.
Cover Letter #7: Having suffered through all 7 books, I have the necessary skills to be the Defence Against the Dark Arts tutor at [school]
The prospect of working at your 4th rate co. is slightly more appealing than living with my parents & their new found Lady GaGa obsession.
UPDATE: Okay, apparently socialism is not what I thought. Google a hoe. Yeah, not what I was thinking either. Obama, You Lie!
I wish Obama would hurry up with all that socialism I heard about on FoxNews. I want a hoe to work with in the field.
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