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Joe Cloute

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Man papers were so much easier to write before I knew about cherry-picking


So confirmation bias is always a good thing, right? (not taking responses)


“A dream is a wish your heart makes” has the same energy as “slippery when wet.”


The Cloute Paradox: using the word ‘paradox’ to describe something that is in no way a paradox


Taught 8th grade today. The fact that girls hit puberty a good two years before guys do might be God’s funniest shtick yet.


You know that burger is gonna go hard when it comes in one of these things.

JoeCloute's tweet image. You know that burger is gonna go hard when it comes in one of these things.

After seeing Finn Wolfhard in the new Ghostbusters trailer, I’m convinced that he’s been forever damned to child-led small town 80s nostalgia-bait horrors.


My worst fear is that someone murders me and then frames it as a suicide like noooooo I’m not suicidal but I can’t say that


People be arguing about ankle socks or long socks like this glorious milestone in clothing history isn’t a thing

JoeCloute's tweet image. People be arguing about ankle socks or long socks like this glorious milestone in clothing history isn’t a thing

Disney is now taking inspiration from that character you invented when you were five who you described to your mom as “Mike Wazowski but bad”

Can you believe your eye? 👁 Mike Wazowski’s arch nemesis Gary, voiced by Gabriel Iglesias, is coming to #MonstersAtWork! The Original Series starts streaming with a two-episode premiere July 7 on #DisneyPlus. #SummerOfDisneyPlus



Who saw this dude and thought, “yeah that’s perfect”

JoeCloute's tweet image. Who saw this dude and thought, “yeah that’s perfect”
JoeCloute's tweet image. Who saw this dude and thought, “yeah that’s perfect”

Rotten Tomatoes, I knew you were the pretentious guy at parties, but giving Rodrick Rules a 47% was crossing the line


It’s sad to me that whatever actually is the most underrated movie of all time has been seen by virtually no one.


I’m partial to whatever the heck genre of movie this is

JoeCloute's tweet image. I’m partial to whatever the heck genre of movie this is

Ended up on an ungodly side of TikTok where real life serial killers are being romanticized and set to Lady Gaga’s Bad Romance


Even though I think that Toy Story 3 was the best one, I have an undying respect for anyone who says Toy Story 2 is their favorite; like, I wish my opinions were that dignified


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I don’t know who needs to hear this but throw away that box your iPhone came in. You don’t need it. You will never need it.


Can we formally agree to purge 4 o’clock for the pointless filler of a time that it is and just jump straight from 3:59 to 5?


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