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I found a $50 bill once when I was a kid and I blew it all on Rambo action figures.

The way Ian Mackaye wears a hat always gives me anxiety @dischordrecords


Genuinely surprised that the old Joann Fabrics down the road from me isn’t a Spirit Halloween store


Caleb Williams may throw for 4000 yards this year. But the @ChicagoBears ain’t winning no championship unless Ben Johnson grows a mustache. Mustacheoed Chicago Coach = Championship These are facts.


Can anyone help me? I need a Phillips screwdriver, 3 7/8” long. I’ve had “hey jealousy” by the @ginblossoms stuck in my head for the past two days for no reason and I need to stab my ear canal. Thanks.


This is the most dog wagging wagging of dogs in the history of wagging dogs.


This new pope better bring back white hen pantry, ‘s all I’m saying


Guarantee that the new pope watched @Svengoolie on channel 32 back in the day.


Malort and Savior, amen.


Dear Santa. Please bring the @ChicagoBears a watch for Christmas. Thanks.


Since it’s #halloween2024 remember that nothing is scarier than peeling open a tube of @Pillsbury crescent rolls and waiting for it to “pop”


surreal to see the Weasel @PaulyShore tonight at a little vacation town I’ve been going to since I was a kid. Great set. Great time. One of the best times I’ve ever had there. No mellows were harshed, buuuudy!


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Following back everyone that reposts #Paulywood


Following back everyone that reposts #Paulywood



Tom Hanks: America’s Dad Dave Grohl: America’s Cool Uncle


All the Lincoln Park Trixies grew up to be Karens.


My favorite Easter movie is #Mallrats


Are NoMeansNo the Canadian Minutemen? Are the Minutemen the American NoMeansNo?


It’s 2023. Two thousand and twenty fucking three. Can we please start giving Shemp his props. #Stooges


Finally joe burrow can afford a decent haircut.


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