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Joey. 33. Yorkshire. Slightly Miniature. Sarcastic.

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I forgot that Twitter exists.


A @BowkerTransport driver, incredibly dangerous and just put us at risk, forcing us to pullover so they could overtake us at 70 on a country road. Flashing us, trying to overtake, whilst we were doing the speed limit. Actually terrifying at this time of night. Ridiculous.


Once again, thank you for setting off EARLY @keighleybus - I really enjoy watching you drive away into the distance when you're not due yet


I'm selling a ticket for @MIWband Leeds gig next Tuesday (19th) - anyone interested? £15 all in!


Mine and @TheBigTomo trains are cancelled due to flooding and we've already got tickets for @thebandGHOST @seetickets :'( devastated!!


This sounds familiar! We had this at our last house, they're still hassling us for money we do not owe!!


@npowerhelp Wow, you guys get a lot of complaints, I wonder why that is? You guys should wear little stripey jumpers and masks.


@npowerhq Trying to fuck us over again. Seriously, how much of a joke can one company possibly be?!


Well done @asda for not putting half of our order in your delivery van. Poor driver had no idea why it wasn't there either! Now we have to..


Tried to rake a nice photo but because hes a bumhead and decided to tickle me he ruined it haha instagram.com/p/2RMYqzhSgm/


Universe, can I be this skinny again please? instagram.com/p/184fbcBSq9/


There's a black cat and Frankensteins monster in our bedroom. instagram.com/p/17j5YlhSk7/


Apologies for how crap I look right now, I had a nap and I'm still looking a bit sleepy. HOWEVER, I… instagram.com/p/1wFzuhhSqG/


#Younique arrived today, orders will be with you very soon ladies! instagram.com/p/1eH1jnBSgJ/


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