Mustafa Ahmed
@JoggingJava
Personal soliloquy account | a caffeinated marathoner | In a perpetual reverie | alum @lifeatlums’19 I Civil Servant @IRSPakistan '49th
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Until then, beloved follower, I leave you with my errant, seditious heart.
Last year I got tenure, this year I'll be a visiting scholar at Harvard, and I got a 6-figure advance to publish a book next year. In honor of these accomplishments, here's a list of embarrassing confessions revealing how dumb my brain is in many ways:
I seldom spell "bureaucracy" correctly on the first try.
If you are wondering who UK's new PM @Keir_Starmer is, wait no further. This will be an interesting thread.
I've put more effort into this than my career
Twitter, please share this!! Please pray that they find him.
Did you know that Hozier is exactly four Hozier hair flips tall?
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