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sell everything.

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i do believe this may end up being the “let them eat cake” moment I also believe spiritually that the universe will punish stocks for those comments

Pam Bondi LOSES HER MIND when asked why she has not indicted any of Jeffrey Epstein’s clients. “The Dow is over 50k right now, the Nasdaq smashing records, that’s what we should be talking about!!”



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Bear market is easy cos I know why you would sell this shit. Bull market I find hard cos why would anybody want to buy "Bitcoin"


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I am not a fan of Bitcoin and other Cryptocurrencies, which are not money, and whose value is highly volatile and based on thin air. Unregulated Crypto Assets can facilitate unlawful behavior, including drug trade and other illegal activity....


my set it + forget it trade of 2026 Long BTC short SLV profits rebalanced into CHF (short USD)

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Long BTC short SLV 

profits rebalanced into CHF (short USD)

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Interesting $BTC things: this time *is* different ! For the first time ever, a red year doesn’t close at lows. That being said, BTC has never had 2 consecutive down years (ever!). Let’s see if things remain different next year.

JohnnyPuts's tweet image. Interesting $BTC things:

this time *is* different ! For the first time ever, a red year doesn’t close at lows. 

That being said, BTC has never had 2 consecutive down years (ever!). Let’s see if things remain different next year.
JohnnyPuts's tweet image. Interesting $BTC things:

this time *is* different ! For the first time ever, a red year doesn’t close at lows. 

That being said, BTC has never had 2 consecutive down years (ever!). Let’s see if things remain different next year.

this goes so hard if you don’t know how hedging calls works

visual goes hard. the mechanics are straightforward - when $27b in options expire december 26, dealers who sold calls and hedged by shorting spot unwind those hedges. that's buying pressure hitting the market right as wintermute positioned size at $87.6k. they're not gambling.



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ive been testing out a new trading strategy

izebel_eth's tweet image. ive been testing out a new trading strategy

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broadly speaking 2 types of players left: multicycle-surviving cockroaches and divinely protected individuals, both types hard to take money from

awawat's tweet image. broadly speaking 2 types of players left: multicycle-surviving cockroaches and divinely protected individuals, both types hard to take money from

AGHHHHHHHH STOCKS CRASH TO PRICES NOT SEEN SINCE YESTERDAY AFTERNOON


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“People are piling into American Eagle stock because they goon to Sydney Sweeney and you think we need to lower rates?”

litcapital's tweet image. “People are piling into American Eagle stock because they goon to Sydney Sweeney and you think we need to lower rates?”

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Me reading the PUMP tokenomics after being down 60% in a week.

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*TRUMP: COUNTRY IS HOT *TRUMP: NEED RATE CUTS NOW



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Talmudic Triple Touchdown into Hasidic Higher Low Hyperliquid


$trx if you don’t understand then I don’t have time to explain it to u

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$trx if you don’t understand then I don’t have time to explain it to u

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if you don’t understand then I don’t have time to explain it to u


keep it simple , stupid $Btc

JohnnyPuts's tweet image. keep it simple , stupid 

$Btc
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$Btc

$eth to 7500 by mid 2025 heard it here first!

$ETH to $7,500: The Irreplaceable Engine of Web3 Ethereum consolidation period is ending soon.... Since 2022 Ethereum has just been trading in a range between 800-4880. $ETH is currently setting up to break out of its channel range and move back to ATHs. If we can break above

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Ethereum consolidation period is ending soon....

Since 2022 Ethereum has just been trading in a range between 800-4880.

$ETH is currently setting up to break out of its channel range and move back to ATHs. If we can break above


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Trump: Crypto is a very funny thing.


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