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Sluggish, lazy, stupid & unconcerned

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Whole time none of his parlays hitting and you just getting on his nerves.

a nigga acting weird ? another bitch is involved



Rookie numbers

If you bet the under congrats only hit 3.5 before the food coma set in



Dude went through a dangerous surgery just to be built like Mike Wazowski

bro went through a dangerous surgery just to still be short



Capppoo cap 🧢

Call me a hater if you want but she looks exactly the same



Put sleepytime tea in my protein shake and mfs telling me I can’t multitask


Loyalty is priceless and it’s all I need


The Philadelphia UNDEFEATED FOOTBALL EAGLES


This Steve Lacy album hits waay different in the fall


For the first time ever.. Arby’s might be on to something with this one

When life gives Arby's steak, and peppers, and onions, and provolone... Arby's makes a cheesesteak.



The story about how music saved my life (again)


How can I be homophobic? My bitch is gay 😤


Shitting on company time >>>


When is BEREAL gonna update so I can take one of me at the gym


Big forehead girls stay taking W’s


Nahh the accuracy of this is unmatched 😂😂😭

Dawg this the funniest shit ever😭



“I’m gonna write that in my notes” only to never look at my notes again


Me to random girl on the phone: You sound hot Her: you sound like a degenerate who needs to get his life together Me: you could not be more right


Astrology girls are looking at gas prices like “$4.44, it’s a sign 🥰 💫” Yeah b*tch, a sign you’re about to go broke


Not possible

PSA: you can have a personality outside of just going to the gym btw



“I feel so awful, but I’m down” is the energy of the day


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