Joker in the Pack
@JokerWebDev
I am a direct descendant of Timothy Claypole... Prankster by day, ghostly Jester by night.
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Hi @Activision , we have all bought Turtle skins, this doesn't mean we are friends... just that we are a bunch of immature wankers like the Yankee cunts that appear at midnight like a reverse Cinderella story. In short you are cunts, Americans are cunts. We are Turtles. #Cunts
Want to troll your co-worker... tell them their emails have their own special folder... then tell them it's the JUNK folder... follow me for more tips on how to make friends...
Hello @Activision my son got a gold gun before me, this isn't tour fault, but I will still take the piss, how can you allow an 8 year old to be better than a fat 50 yr old with failing eyesight and dulled reactions. ... have you no morals... don't bother answering that #Cunts
£11 for Premium Twitter @elonmusk did the 56billion Tesla payout go badly... at least you binned fact checking and I can state you are a money grabbing Trump sycophant.. sooner you fuck off to Mars the better... #ThisIsFunAssHat
Rich People: Fuck global warming, get me a private jet Karma: let's start a fire in Malibu...
Hey @NetflixUK when you have paid 75 euro for a drama series from Poland, have the balls to show its dubbed in the trailer. I ain't watching that shit, and changing the artwork every week doesn't work either. Remember when the quality of the work spoke for itself. #CheapTricks
Hey @Adobe, had to migrate a @Magento website. I had forgotten how truly awful it is. After it not making any sense for several hours, I gave it to 2 goat farmers on Fiverr. Do us all a favour and bin it off will ya. It sucks more that a $10 whore... #StickToPhotoshop
Hey @acmilan what's it like to score first, concede 3 and lose again to @LFC. Stick ya Tagliatelle up ya Latin arses..arsed... serves you right for buying @pulisic ... my mate fat Baz is better than him #DogAndDuckFC
Hi @Activision, I know we have spoken recently, have been watching @England crawl through the Euros like a three legged dog. Just want to let you know #DanIsStillASkinWhore, and Henry got confused about how many make up a pair. #VenusIsAPenis
Can we find out which clown @UEFAcom decided 8pm Sun was Final time. Why not 3pm Saturday, so we can all get wankered in the pub. This is bad for the economy, now 250K people will throw a sicky Monday instead of waking up in a hedge covered in kebab and Jaeger Bombs. #EuroFarce
Original maps, new maps, weapons retention, @Activision are you making a decent game this time... What about having different S&D bomb locations each round, mix it up a bit, 3 sets of locations randomly selected each round?
Hey @Activision fix the smoky juggernaut hack, ya slack jawed morons, ask Chat GPT or something... you obviously need help.
So you think you cn give me the mexican escape instead @Activision not funny dickheads. #MexicanBoycott
I DONT WANT TO PLAY BLACK GOLD ALL NIGHT... IM WRITING IN CAPITALS SO YOU KNOW I AM FUCKING SERIOUS @Activision I DONT WANT TO PLAY IT AT ALL... EVER.. #DELETE
Can I introduce you please To a lump of cheddar cheese @Activision or more precisely the glitch when you are firing your weapon full blast and it pauses... im a developer, need some help...
Time to watch the @F1 Mario Kart Sprint Race... which clown came up with this...
Hey @Activision wheres my birthday gift, got a car off @thegranturismo7, nothing from you though, dont worry Im off to the pub in a minute, so you have a few hours to correct your mistake, I'd like the G36C gun please, ta.
Hey @Activision , just playi g on Raceway and I got spawned where I couldnt get back to the game area, what sort of shitehawk tactic is that, you cant censor me by trying to cripple my stats... its not like im any fucking good anyway...
Hey @Activision , you know how you are trying to pinch Fortnite players withe the shitty 3rd person view, give us a free nerf gun loadout, then all the 11yr olds that play anyway can have some fun... #CockWombles
Still issues with the Battle Pass tokens, i recind my congratulations for fixing that, you are still cack.. thats English for dogshit. This update isnt going well for you is it, gohire some hobos they will do a better job, even the littlest one... who was a stray dog @Activision
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