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Jon Cannot

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I just put in a mess of quarters and I'm gonna get my money's worth if I have to sit here til closing

Ugh just double checked my vaccine and it’s from “Phizer” and the tracking chip was made by “Phill Gates” 😢


A Wild West used horse salesman named Dickless Buffooney


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Oscar the Grouch been living in a trash can for 49 years

This 'Sesame Street' Muppet will become the first to experience homelessness bit.ly/2RSaDVh

wdsu's tweet image. This 'Sesame Street' Muppet will become the first to experience homelessness bit.ly/2RSaDVh


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The future isn't "space warfare" The future and the present is "cyber warfare" Instead of creating a Space Force we should be creating a Cyber Force that aims at stopping foreign enemies from attaching our infrastructure and elections! This is just ridiculous!


Got to the gym so early it was empty so I did all the most embarrassing stuff like butthole crunches, taint misbehavings and curls (I curl weights from the children’s section)


There is no era in human history where you can have your questions answered this quickly and clearly by Nicole Eggert herself and we should appreciate that. 🤯🤯🤯


Not gen X. Not a millennial. Love Wild Wild West. I am a Willennial.


The only people who can get all the way through “take my breath away” by Berlin without swaying seductively are dirty liars because that is not possible


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