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The only person on the planet allowed to discuss the perfection that is . (PARODY account)

Why aren’t we doxxing people in the “alt-left”? Oh wait… they’re just humans who don’t hate other humans because of race, religion, etc.


I love my job! Read 3 articles and wrote 2 sentances about each. Will I have enough energy to do it again tomorrow? @gruber @daringfireball


Please don’t tell @realDonaldTrump that Chuck Norris wants the FBI job! patheos.com/blogs/friendly…


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welcome to the club, Israel

EmmyA2's tweet image. welcome to the club, Israel

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Kansas @RepKevinYoder votes YES on Obamacare repeal and replace bill.


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Paul Ryan in 2009: "I don’t think we should pass bills that we haven’t read, that we don’t know what they cost." bit.ly/2qvRQ81


Suddenly the iOS App Store doesn’t look so bad.

JonGruberParody's tweet image. Suddenly the iOS App Store doesn’t look so bad.

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Under this amendment, here are est hikes in premiums for ppl w/: Asthma: $4k Diabetes: $5.5k Pregnancy: $17k Arthritis: $26k Cancer: $140k!

SteveRattner's tweet image. Under this amendment, here are est hikes in premiums for ppl w/:
Asthma: $4k
Diabetes: $5.5k
Pregnancy: $17k
Arthritis: $26k
Cancer: $140k!
SteveRattner's tweet image. Under this amendment, here are est hikes in premiums for ppl w/:
Asthma: $4k
Diabetes: $5.5k
Pregnancy: $17k
Arthritis: $26k
Cancer: $140k!

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The New York Times has just posted its biggest digital subscriber growth ever recode.net/2017/5/3/15529…

Recode's tweet image. The New York Times has just posted its biggest digital subscriber growth ever recode.net/2017/5/3/15529…

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If the product is free, YOU are the product.

If you try to delete your unroll.me account and pick "privacy" as why, they promise "We do not sell your email address to *spammers*"

ellenhuet's tweet image. If you try to delete your unroll.me account and pick "privacy" as why, they promise "We do not sell your email address to *spammers*"


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United CEO commends employees, pins blame for violent incident squarely on brutalized passenger thkpr.gs/eaf21cf6ea34

thinkprogress's tweet image. United CEO commends employees, pins blame for violent incident squarely on brutalized passenger thkpr.gs/eaf21cf6ea34

Hey @united, you remember you’re an airline… right? You can use *other* planes to transport your employees. Don’t fuck your customers.


Easily my favorite response from Apple’s Developer forums.

JonGruberParody's tweet image. Easily my favorite response from Apple’s Developer forums.

There should be a word for people who look good in tiny profile pics but when you expand it you're like "No, no - make it small again!"


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Palantir: hey Uber, we got some even worse practices Uber: hold my beer


You just know that @realdonaldtrump is confused as to why so many McDonald’s workers are behind him. #idiot.


Thank you @SpeakerRyan. I needed a real-world example of evil to help my son understand how *not* to treat people. ❤️


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Since the President of the United States regularly deletes his own tweets, has anybody made a mirror bot that dutifully tweets screenshots?


At this point I think @travisk (Uber CEO) is destroying the company (what’s left of it). Time to move on man…


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