JustBlazeVB
@JonblazeSD
Just out here living! #FuckCancer #PandaStong
Just got asked for ol bay sauce. I’m sorry sir it’s a seasoning not sauce
Shout out to the couple that pulled out a box of chez itz out her purse and fuck them up at the bar!
Don’t ask me what beers we have and when I list them you say you only drink corona! Just ask for the corona!
Imagine this… Adult lazy river with little bar stops along the way to take shots or grab a beer!
Dude just walked in the bar while Gogo is playing. He asked me if this was gospel! Me: bro you don’t know Gogo from DC! Clueless: Nope. Me: Bro where are you from? Clueless: New York (Makes sense I’m so pissed)
Lady just asked me what a half pound of shrimp is. She didn’t know you way steamed shrimp and what a half pound was.
You arguing about the price of a Budweiser but got a Louis Vuitton wallet! Ya Canal St
Bar chronicles Customer can I get some shrimp? Me: sure 1/2 pound or a pound? Customer: which one is less? I can’t make this up anymore
Bar chronicles 2 Man orders 5 teremana shots in front of girl! He can’t pay now looks stupid asking her for money! Broke boy ain’t got no money!
Bartender chronicles I was just asked if her shrimp cocktail was supposed to be cold! Ma’am do you know what you are ordering
Seen a girl wearing a Palm Springs surf club shirt which had me laughing! I asked if if Palm Springs had a surf club she said I don’t know I from Vermont! Haha it’s a wave pool in the middle of the desert!
Why isn’t Don Julio the same price as me lemon drop? Cause it’s not vodka 🤦🏾♂️ Well I don’t like vodka anyways!
Why does a dump truck say work vehicle on it? Who is using a dump truck as a personal vehicle?
Ayo if New York lose this series they getting kicked out of New York! They got to go to Jersey with the Giants and Jets!
Homies daughter just told me.. “I’m not single, I’m taken my fat a** to McDonalds”
Bar customer: DO you HAVE a RECOMMENDATION! Me : Bitch no! What do you want to drink!
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