Jordan Jones
@JordanCody61
feminist killjoy. comms @fluenceenergy. all opinions my own.
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Well @Sling is down so I guess that’s the universe telling me not to torture myself watching election results tonight. Right?
some math- it’s 3:45am and a baby has just fallen back asleep after being awake for the last 4 hours. the baby’s mother has slept 0 hours and has to wake up in 2 hours. how many hours until the baby’s mother loses her shit?
when your @jenisicecreams home delivery arrives completely melted and that’s what you were planning to eat for dinner tonight 😭
in massachusetts they spell booster shot "borcester shot"
in hindsight iced tea at 8 pm might not have been the best idea.
cackling.
"vote" is democrats version of thoughts and prayers
the treatment i needed to keep my body from going septic when i had a missed miscarriage will now be illegal. this is not pro-life.
parenting classes should focus less on diapers and more on what to do when you’re sad but still have to pretend to be a tugboat
REST IN PEACE, UZIYAH GARCIA. The 8-year-old died in the Uvalde elementary school shooting. His grandfather, Manny Renfro, shared this photo of him with AP. "The sweetest little boy that I've ever known," Renfro said. What we know about the victims: bit.ly/3MP8Ixp
Alexandria “Lexi” Aniyah Rubio, 10. She was in 4th grade.
Elijah Cruz Torres, 10. She was in 4th grade.
Cousins Jayce Carmelo Luevanos, 10, and Jailah Nicole Silguero, 11
Annabelle Guadalupe Rodriguez, 10. She was in 4th grade.
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