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Can somebody tell me how many fantasy points Joe Burrow and Justin Jefferson would have right now 😧😧😧


Gonna take a giant leap and say that Venmo is my favorite form of social media 🤔


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Top 10 best compliments: 10. You 9. Can’t 8. Rank 7. Them 6. Because 5. They’re 4. All 3. Equally 2. Nice 1. When you walk up to the plate and someone tells outfield to move back


A government report just concluded that Social Security will be insolvent in 2035 and Medicare will be depleted by 2026... we better start dumping some more money in our retirement accounts, millennials ‼️


Enjoy this new sick, slightly demented headshot sketch as my new profile pic. Felt cute, might delete later


A lack of money is *almost* always a spending problem, not an income problem


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‼️Avoid the #creditcard trap ‼️Here's the #1 rule: only put #money on your credit card if you can afford to fully pay it off each month 💳If you pay off your balance each month, you won’t incur any interest charges and it will essentially be the same as paying cash.


You don’t deserve to know the CEO on a first name basis if you don’t already know the janitor on a first name basis.


Much easier said than done, but this is timeless.

JordanHovater's tweet image. Much easier said than done, but this is timeless.

#HotTake Mustaches on guys are the equivalent of bangs on girls - a few people can pull them off, but no one looks better with them than without them


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Me: how do I do taxes? School: here’s a recorder Me: what is a credit score? School: just put it in your mouth and blow like this Me: how do I choose the right healthcare plan? School: HOT. CROSS. BUNS.


Starting your investing young + the power of compound interest... you’ve heard it 1,000 times but you need to hear it 1,000 more. Absolutely INSANE example of the two

JordanHovater's tweet image. Starting your investing young + the power of compound interest... you’ve heard it 1,000 times but you need to hear it 1,000 more. Absolutely INSANE example of the two

Back on this Twitter grind. Please excuse me while I nerd out on investments, entrepreneurship, and the occasional meme. Hang on for the (not so exhilarating) ride.


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So by this way of thinking, Jacob deGrom should get drilled cuz he’s the hottest pitcher on the planet? NO! I enjoy watching him pitch and I enjoy watching RAJ play the game. I’m old school just like this broadcaster, but these comments are waaay off base!

Braves fans please advise.



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God is good, all the time. And all the time, God is good. So thankful for an incredible season with these seniors who have given so much to this university. They’ve set the standard for UGA football and we will be back. Love my teammates and Go Dawgs!


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