Jordan Wiklund
@JordanWiklund
Writer. Editor. Father. Curler. Find work @pank, @fourthgenre, @Brevitymag, and elsewhere. Acquiring editor at Quarto.
RIP, Eddie Van Halen. Long may you shred among the polyvinyl chloride cock mics in the sky. @hobartpulp once published a piece of mine about seeing Eddie, Diamond Dave, and the wild aftermath of our friendships, families and concerts: ow.ly/DBJ050BLnYk #EVH #jump
No easy games in March Danceness; Britney better not show up out of shape.
The best corner of the internet is back marchxness: GAMMMMEEEEE ONNNNN PEOPLE marchxness.com
HAPPY FOUR SEASONS TOTAL LANDSCAPING DAY TO ALL WHO OBSERVE
It's a long road to the middle and an early playoff loss in fantasy. Let's get to it - 0-1, here we come.
Cannot wait. Looks like my Predator Party of 2014 is even more justified.
Even the sort-of Terminator knows PREDATOR: a MEMOIR is out today from @GraywolfPress! Get to da bookstore!!!
I'd also like to thank @StPauliGrrrl for stealing my #curling squad. Who wants to do the curling Friday night?!
LOTTERY TIME
Final match of the curling season tonight; got the lyrics to John Parr's "St. Elmo's Fire" queued up for the boys. They will not be prepared.
This was the greatest news I've heard in quite some time. Subscribe or die since '07.
It's a fine morning for vaporwave in Minnesota. youtube.com/watch?v=GYSlY_…
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The New World™ (Vaporwave Mix + Video)
Never forget that Van Morrison's lungs are larger than your dad's old pickup. Slainte! youtube.com/watch?v=vVfpJz…
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The Band - Tura Lura Lural (with Van Morrison) - 11/25/1976 -...
Love those Miller Hill Mall '95 vibes
And best of luck to @JasonNafziger ! As a round 2 duck last year to David Turkel and the Butthole Surfers, I know the anxiety that 32 brings. Good luck all.
If I hadn't been reading essays before the buzzer I might have voted on Twitter (or YOU could have), prompting a @marchxness tie. My bracket is ruined; my heart is full. Long live Roy Orbison, @temim , and driving all night. marchxness.com/round1-orbison…
Unreal
IT'S @theataris with the last shot at the buzzer and—it—goes—in! FINAL SCORE I Drove all Night 268 Boys of Summer 269
United States Tendenze
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