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kendrick gotta post a meat video and we see who the real winner is
I recall one night as a child where everyone else had gone to sleep and forgotten to put me to bed. I was pausing and rewinding a Scooby Doo VHS tape, deliberating on whether to stare at a still frame of Daphne or Velma while punching myself in the crotch with Hulk Hands, sensing…
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🚨BREAKING: The Jeffery Epstein Files CONFIRM that Donald Trump did NOT visit Jeffery Epstein home or visit his island.
In hometown coffeeshop I lock eyes with cute theater-kid girl I haven't seen since highschool who blocked me on here for my debauched redpill antics. With one smile she dusts the cobwebs off my heart to expose a tender sensitivity. I would've stopped to chat but she put on weight
Just remember kids, if it bites you and you die, it’s venomous. If you bite it and you die, it poisonous. If I bite it and you die, it’s voodoo. If we bite each other and neither dies, it’s kinky
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Porn is only bad because most men consume it like fast food. I watch tasteful European shit where the man knows misery awaits him & he actually yearns to be the viewer instead of the penetrator. Or I edge to femdom & then go out in the world extra misogynistic to settle the score
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they had to be plotting something devious to dab each other like that😭
Crazy how women bleed for days on end every month & yet all you "creatives" just sell graphic tees. Show me some denim dyed with your muse's menses & I might support. That's just one idea, another is creating a pill that heals what's broken in me. Or an inscrutable bumper sticker
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