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2017 goals

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You literally only need to start your amazon shop at a slightly different URL and OSMI gets 0.5% of your total spend - Just Do It.


Contract End Time! @EE your idea of loyalty sucks! @O2, @ThreeUK and @VodafoneUK why should I switch to a contract with you? #NewContract


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Debian Linux 8 Jessie release date set to 25/April/15 😎 lists.debian.org/debian-devel-a… I am so excited


@gocicalinej Nice try except my name isn't James #advertising #fail


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If programming languages were weapons Perl is a molotov cocktail bash is a cursed hammer bjorn.tipling.com/if-programming… #funny #humor #Programmers


"@nixcraft: Sysadmin IT projects nightmare 😬 #funny http://t.co/kDr9uPEjXj" I couldn't agree more

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@knowhowtohelp Jay, Gary, thanks for trying to help.


@knowhowtohelp in honesty Gary the stores for local to me are terrible for service and knowledge . Its Trowbridge and Chippenham stores


@knowhowtohelp unfortunately not sorry.


@knowhowtohelp a hybrid drive. Sorry about the multiple messages Gary


@knowhowtohelp a 1tb ssd. The member of staff then argued I was wrong so I went in to the drive performance to prove that it was at best


@knowhowtohelp of staff what laptops came with SSDs his response was one HP laptop which having looked at separately I knew did not have


@knowhowtohelp Hi Gary in simple terms I went in to buy a laptop from Currys Chippenham to which among a number of things I asked the member


Well done @curryspcworld you have yet again failed. Your staff are poorly trained and make it up as they go along. #EpicFail #YouAreAJoke


Is your nightlies updates service down again @CyanogenMod


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Classic developer double speak @jsonmez #lol #Coding #lifeasadeveloper

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Interesting to read "@StrangeAnimaIs: 12 of the strangest animals alive: goo.gl/Xyrp3R . "


@Tony_The_Gator @PlayStation dad tweet them directly rather than replying to a update.


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